A Gal's Right to Style

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Summer Vacation from Style

2011-08-05T07:34:00.000-07:00

Clark Griswold: Still inspiring summer travelers everywhere to take a hiatus from work and, apparently, good fashion choices

Even before the Griswolds piled into their station wagon destined for Wally World in National Lampoon's Vacation, summer has always seemed to translate to "family trip." What we had hoped ended with Chevy Chase's Clark - a mocked stereotype of what to avoid wearing so as not to embarrass your children and significant other - seems to sadly still be a uniform of sorts for so many visitors to the Big Apple. We deem this week's Strong but Wrong "the tourist trap":

Pairing khaki cargo shorts with tube socks and "sensible" footwear says, "I'm an out-of-towner," more than walking up Fifth Avenue at a glacial pace or shelling out $18 for a plate of Linguine at the Olive Garden in Times Square.

We get it: you want to be comfortable and ready for anything in NYC, but there is no New York terrain outside of the gym that requires a person to rock an athletic sneaker and sock. If your outfit is appropriate for a day of hiking or hitting the amusement parks, there's a good chance that it isn't appropriate for traipsing around this fair city of ours.

The next time you pack up your trolley suitcase for a visit to NY, we urge you to leave the stylings of Clark G. where they can be most enjoyed: in the movies.

Happy Friday!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: As If! (anyone should be caught wearing this)

2011-07-15T08:44:00.001-07:00

The last time the mini-backpack made it into the realm of acceptable fashion attire, Alicia Silverstone was rocking an Alaia onscreen in the 1995 classic Clueless and eating red meat off screen. She has since become vegan and dropped the miniature bag. It is 2011, after all.

So you can imagine our surprise (and utter horror) when we spotted this NYC dude sporting a mini-"sportsack," the male equivalent of the mini-backpack:

And we're sorry to report that this fella above isn't the only guy we've seen around town attempting (unsuccessfully) to bring back the long-forgotten trends of '95:

Gents: we've already given an at length de-briefing on what to wear to and from the office or le gym, and this sad mini-sack wasn't one of the options. Why? Because these flimsy little bags have "tourist" or "I got this free at the Knicks game" written all over them. But if that isn't reason enough to get you to lose this look, how about this one:

No woman likes to see anything that can be described as "mini" hanging on a man. Front or back.

Happy Friday!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Seeing Spots

2011-05-27T07:55:00.000-07:00

You know your gals love themselves a bit o'leopard (bit being the operative word). When used with discretion, the print works as a neutral in the way of a fun shoe or belt - even as a hat! But just like movie theater popcorn, one CAN have too much of a good thing. When ladies begin to mix different leopards together in one outfit, often times the sentiment goes from raar to rough faster than you can say run cheetah run. This week's Strong but Wrong highlights two offenders...and spans two continents!

Quelle horreur! While our gal Gillian was in the city of light, she spotted this dame in a look that really put the pee-ew (PU) in Paris. A leopard blazer? Super fun. With an LBD or jeans. With a printed, baggy pajama-esque pant? Super foul. Nonetheless, in true Parisienne fashion (literally), sistah seemed to be enjoying herself, and for that we say tres bien.

Back in NYC's concrete jungle, we found offender #2 - a dame who attempted the hobo-chic trend made famous by MK and Ashley Olsen. But Uggs and a shagtastic sweater with a leopard print pant, scarf, and hat is a look that's more hobo than chic (and may or may not have left us wondering if this gal was in fact homeless). Because the line between what is strong and what's just plain wrong in fashion is often very thin, we recommend treading lightly with your leopards and sticking with maybe one or two spotted accessories.

Remember y'all: keep that print as a subtle nod to your animal instincts and not a full out zoology stink attack.

She Works Hard For the Money (and therefore should look great while doing so)

2011-05-16T19:44:00.001-07:00

Unless you're one of the lucky few who gets to Blair Waldorf it to the office (read: take a town car), chances are that in order to get to your place of work (or anywhere, really), you're hopping on a crowded, sweaty, and at times unfriendly subway or pounding the pavement. And there ain't nothing wrong with that.

There is, however, something wrong (very wrong) with wearing frumpy footwear to get there. While it's true that a commute can really take the pep out of a gal's step, nothing does so more than stepping out in a shabby shoe. What we're trying to say is that we've been outside, and what we've seen some women rocking south of their ankles is a Melanie Griffith in Working Girl throwback that we were quite certain (read: hoped) had died along with Reaganomics.

"The Work Mullet"

-noun

Business on the top, gym on the bottom.

Saved and worn almost exclusively for the trip to-and-from the office, "T.W.M." is the unfortunate combination that occurs as a direct result of pairing inappropriate shoes with an otherwise work-appropriate ensemble.

We don't expect y'all to strut the streets en route to the office in four-inch platforms (though if you can do it without tripping, twisting an ankle, or needing to first prep your feet as if you're a ballerina prepping her toe shoes, more power to ya), but that doesn't mean that you have to go to the other extreme - T.W.M.

How do you know if you fall under the unprotected category of work mullet offender? The wearer is rocking straight up "these-have-been-to-the-gym-with-me-for-the-last-six-months" shoes...outside of the gym. But the offense goes from misdemeanor to felony when accompanied by full-on athletic, "sports authority" socks being worn over nude pantyhose (see above).

The last 15 years have brought about the "retro fashion sneak," ladies, and we're really into it - and we suggest you get into it, too. Literally. Check out this gal we spotted rockin' a great converse (and no flesh tone tights) with her dress to work. It looks fresh, modern, and fun:

How to tell if your sneak is street worthy? If you can get through an aerobics class or treadmill run in them, chances are they're best kept in that gym bag. Got other questions regarding T.W.M.? For example:

What if I'm going to the gym before work, and all I have are just my work heels and gym shoes? What then?

If you have the muscle to do a couple of bench presses, lift weights, and above all can lug a huge gym bag into work, we're pretty sure that you can carry and fit another pair of un-cringe-worthy shoes in said bag (and if not, invest in a larger one).

What are my other options aside from flats or "sensible" heels?

Basically any footwear that doesn't sacrifice style for comfort - and these shoes do exist. Why not try a fun leather converse sneak (a la the gal we snapped above above), a flat motorcycle boot (which will really toughen up an office-appropriate floral and blazer combo), or - weather permitting - a gladiator sandal or strappy wedge (Madewell has a plethora of such options). Even a Ked would do, ladies!

But I really love my K-Swiss!

That's nice. Save them for a piece of exercise equipment or outdoor athletic activity. No one ever climbed the corporate ladder (or the artsy equivalent) in those bad boys.

But I'm religious about going to the gym after work. Can't I change into my sneakers at the office?

Sure you can - and change into your gym clothes while you're at it. If you have energy (and time) to change into sneaks or use the ladies room before heading out, you have time to throw on a workout pant. Taking the extra time to do this will give you more time at the gym and, perhaps most importantly, help you avoid committing the dreaded 'W.M.

Let us close by saying that our gal and resident fierce footwear advocate Carrie B of "Sex and the City" fame suggests that we not judge someone until we've walked a mile in their shoes - which is easy to say when you're rocking a pair of fabulous Manolos. If the shoe in question had been a gym sneaker or otherwise frumpy pump that one would never consider wearing for an occasion other than on their walk to work, we have a feeling that Carrie B may have retracted that statement. Go on - put your best footwear forward.

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Money Can't Buy You Class (or style, apparently)

2011-04-07T17:42:00.000-07:00

Truer words may never have been sung-spoken than those uttered by The Countess LuAnn in the hook of her guilty pleasure dance hit, "Money Can't Buy You Class." We'd venture to take the aforementioned lyrics a bit further and assert that money also can't buy you a sense of style. Case in point? This dame we spotted strutting down NYC's tres chic Fifth Avenue:

This look is a textbook SBW if we've ever seen one. In theory, throwing on a luxurious fur, red patent Louis Vuitton bag, and expensive flats should work together, however in practice, it's an epic fail - much like Pajama Jeans or Cami Secret. What's more, when style mavens suggest that gals mix "high and low" fashion staples, we're fairly certain that this concept doesn't ever involve wearing a winter white legging and dainty socks to offset the dressiness of your fur. No matter how much you shelled out for one or several of the items you wear, your 'fit is only as strong as its weakest link - or, as is the case with this week's SBW, the weakest links. Plural.

But let's give this dame the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps she knew what she was getting herself into (literally) with the bottom half of her look. Perhaps she threw on this coat hoping that she could distract passerby with a fun, furry top half so that no one would notice the atrocity south of her kneecaps. Perhaps...she was wrong. And we should know because:

We noticed.

Ladies, the only people who should be rocking a white tight are ballerinas, children under the age of 5, and perhaps an artist whose name rhymes with Mady Baga. This gal's heart was in the right place, however her head was not, and as our semi-royal, semi-real housewife of NY so eloquently recorded, "elegance is learned." Someone get this gal to a style course pron.to.

Also, we're pretty sure that's a scrunchie in her hair. Just sayin'.

Cindy Walsh IS Isabel Marant's Spring/Summer 2011 Inspiration

2011-04-04T11:05:00.000-07:00

After a long day, some people like to relax with a glass of wine while others prefer to kick back with a pint of soy ice cream and The Real Housewives - or even a vintage episode of Beverly Hills, 90210. Revisiting iconic TV is great for many reasons, one of which is unearthing fun fashion finds of yore that have managed to make it back into the mainstream of today. Here's one we recently stumbled upon while getting our R&R on:

Beverly Hills, 90210: Season 1

If this shirt looks even vaguely familiar, it's probably because every self-proclaimed hipster and style devotee has been seen rocking the Paul Bunyan print since it made its triumphant return to runways and closets alike a couple of years ago. But if this button-down looks really familiar, it's probably because its French toppelganger has been seen hanging around stores in fashion capitals across the globe:

Isabel Marant Spring/Summer 2011

Who knew Cindy Walsh (i.e. the BH, 90210: Season 1 wardrobe department) had such a strong Parisian influence? Sure, we love Marant's perfectly tailored take on the '90s trend, but what we're really holding out for is the reemergence of the Jim Walsh classic: a windbreaker track suit.

Strong but Wrong of the Week: April's Fool

2011-03-31T21:34:00.000-07:00

These days, the definition of what constitutes as "work appropriate" attire is fairly broad - what, with BlackBerrys, iPads and the like making it increasingly easier to do your job from virtually anywhere, and thus opening up a Pandora's Box of options for what "works" outside of work. What definitely doesn't?

This clear plastic tranny shoe. The only business exchange for which this footwear would be deemed apropos for the office is one that always takes place outside. On a street corner. Or the beach, if your name is Shauna Sands (the unofficial spokesperson for the clear plastic heel). Adding insult to injury are the plunging neckline and length (or lack-thereof) of this gal's skintight satin wrap dress:

This is not what Diane von Furstenberg had in mind when she first created (and has since breathed new life into) this office-favored dress design. Kim Kardashian already has the market cornered on wearing down-to-there and up-to-there shiny metallic garments for "meetings," and we all know how this ends: with an unintentional coslopus sighting, which is never appreciated at the workplace (depending on your vocation).

In short, guys and gals, whether your office is in an actual building, that coffee shop down the street with free Wi-Fi, or the full-size bed in your studio apartment, know that a translucent sling back pump is never the answer. It may be April Fools', y'all, but this look is no joke.

Strong But Wrong of the Week: No Luck of the Irish

2011-03-18T06:28:00.000-07:00

Top of the afternoon to ya, lads and lassies! We hope that you all had a fun and frisky Saint Patrick's Day. As we're sure you observed, this particular holiday provides ample fodder for Strong but Wrongs. If we had a four-leaf-clover for every "I'm wearing short-shorts and a slutty tee but it's OK because it's St. Patty's day" look we saw out and about yesterday we'd be, well, extremely lucky. We're gonna give these classic offenses a pass this time around because this week's winner is a true pot of SBW gold. Guess she forgot her lucky charms at home...

...along with her right to style.
Now we're all about ingenuity and taking fashion risks, but DENIM LEG WARMERS? Fer real gal? Upon further inspection (read: showing everyone we know and talking about it - sorry babe), we've come to the conclusion that this dame must have cut off her jeans to make these shorts and then kept the bottoms to wear AS LEG WARMERS. At least we hope so, because the other option would mean that she paid money for them and that would just be straight up wrong. We get it, times is tough and you want to really stretch that mighty dollar, but may we suggest brown bagging your lunch and not paying for that next round of shots instead? Perhaps sobriety would have given this girl the clear head she needed to avoid making such a fatal faux pas. Better luck (of both the Irish and your Gals) next year!

Oscars 2011: A Night to Kind Of Remember

2011-03-01T20:55:00.000-08:00

Like most experts, your gals had lukewarm feelings about this year's Oscars. In what we assume was an attempt at revamping the iconic awards ceremony, the Academy gave us an exuberant (read: enthusiastic to the point of Glee's Rachel Berry) Anne and a possibly stoned (and yet still impossibly sexy) James for co-hosts in lieu of old favorites Billy or Steve and Alec and an audience of relative A-List newbies (Natalie, Mila, Haillee, and Michelle) where attendee staples (Clooney, Ange and Brad, and a sunglass-wearing Jack Nicholson) were inexplicably missing.

Now your gals are always up for trying something different, and so we had very high hopes for Sunday night's star-studded showing...which began to plummet about 2 minutes into the red carpet coverage when we saw Guiliana Rancic in an overly-designed Christian Siriano confection that left us jonesing for mint chocolate chip ice cream and a new dress for the E! reporter. Could this be a sign of what was to come? The answer, sadly, was yes. By the end of the three-hour affair, we came to the conclusion that unfortunately, a new hosting approach and guest list do not always equal innovation or, er, success - on the TV screen or the red carpet.

Read on for whose forays into Oscar fashion made our "most likely to"/"best of" list (best of what, exactly, is where the discussion begins).

Best "BORE ME TO TEARS" Palm Beach Retiree Look - Nicole Kidman

In a shocking turn of events, Nicole Kidman landed on our 'whaddup with dat?' red-carpet review list. This snooze-fest of a dress felt very “Palm Beach” – old, glitzy and outdated - and could have possibly doubled as an embroidered cocktail napkin that your grandma keeps around her Boca Raton digs (and is still trying to get rid of). While we applaud her efforts at trying to liven things up with a pop of color (read: those red peep-toes) and some serious neck bling, the two pieces unfortunately took a not-so-great-gown into what-were-you-thinking-with-this-look territory. This Aussie not only gets an F in execution, but an F for effort as well. You know you're going to the ACADEMY AWARDS, gal, so get your stylist up to speed (or, perhaps, exchange her for a new model).

Look Most Likely To Have People Questioning Your Age (and Ryan Seacrest's Sexuality) - Melissa Leo

We love the fact that this dame has been twerkin' her tush off for the past few decades in everything from “All My Children” to such under-the-radar hits as “Deadtime Stories" (imdb her for a crash course in supporting role longevity), and we couldn't be happier that Leo was finally recognized for her talent via a flawless performance in The Fighter. Not so flawless? This lacy, marm-y look that added years to our beloved (albeit cuckoo bananas) Leo. A good rule of thumb when getting dressed for the Academy Awards (or any event, really) is that when you can describe your gown using the phrase "House of Mirrors" (as the Oscar winner did on the red carpet) or can imagine Ryan Seacrest saying, "I can see myself in that dress" (which the entertainment reporter did - yikes!) it's probably time to rethink your choice in apparel.

Best Breaking Back Into the Biz Look - Celine Dion

Dare we say it, but Leo should have taken a lesson on “how to do white for a woman of a certain age” from Miss Dion. We don’t know where she's been or what she’s on, but we’ll take two please. Dame looks great.

Best Overall Ability to Twerk It - Cate Blanchett

Let’s make something clear: it’s quite possible that on anyone else, we’d have spotted this easter egg-inspired frock and labeled it with a big ol' a SBW. But with CB’s fierce 'do, makeup, and general amazingness, we're giving this look two very enthusiastic thumbs up and a gr2s stamp of approval. Blanchett knows her fashion and how to rock it on the red carpet like Charlie Sheen knows his prostitute rolodex - which is to say, incredibly well.

Best of the New Brigade - Jennifer Lawrence

J. Lawrence just put herself on Hollywood's A-List and your gals' best-dressed list with this red Calvin Klein Collection number. In what we consider to be a very Jen Aniston move, the Best Actress Oscar nominee chose (wisely) to wear a simple silhouette that was somehow both va-va voom zexy and age-appropriate with black-tie beach babe hair and makeup. We love that she favored a body-skimming sheath over the young Hollywood go-to 'I’m–wearing-a–big-ass-dress-with-a –train-please-so-take-me-seriously' look (favored by one Miss Lea Michele). We expect to see more Oscar-worthy style gold from this gal.

Dress Most Likely to Be Confused for an Oscar - But In a Good Way! - Gwyneth Paltrow

Thanks to Gwynnie for stunning us in this Calvin Klein metallic column. While we may have voted for one less round in the Mystic Tan booth, we thought Paltrow hit a home run by going super modern in this shiny floor-length dress, reminiscent of our friend Oscar himself.

Best Victor Victoria Moment - Anne Hathaway

She may have been over-the-top (and maybe even annoyingly campy) in her attempts to liven the mood/make up for Franco's semi-comatose (but again - still sexy) hosting , but ya can't say A. Hath didn't look great (minus one very Renaissance hairpiece she rocked with that custom Vivienne Westwood Couture gown). Pregnant Rachel Zoe turned.it.out. for her client, and in three hours, Annie continued to "shut it down" look after look. One of our top favorites? This Lanvin tux with custom Swarovski crystal-encrusted Brian Atwood pumps that proved it is possible to keep things ultra-femme and super zexy in menswear-inspired pieces when they're perfectly tailored and accessorized brilliantly with a great shoe (and not, it's worth mentioning, a ridiculously lowered rendition of 'On My Own'. Just sayin').

For more on Anne Hathaway's 8 Oscar looks and what the critics had to say about this year's Academy Awards fashion, check out Abby's slideshow and red-carpet review roundup on nymag.com.

What did you think of this year's looks?

NYFW Superlatives: How the Designers of Fall 2011 Will Be Remembered

2011-02-18T12:28:00.000-08:00

Between the wilting models at Marchesa, mink shades from Alexander Wang, JWoww's runway debut at Richie Rich, and The Blonds, well, everything, we’re confident in saying that this NYFW, we’ve seen it all. And then some. While critics have already crowned their hits (Wes Gordon’s statement coats, Prabal Gurung’s risky gowns) and misses (DVF’s “gaucho glam” and Tam’s overly embellished evening wear), we’d just like to take the opportunity on this post-Fashion Week Friday to present awards to the designers whose looks and show moments will live on in the NYFW Fall 2011 yearbooks of our minds.

Best Use of Latex: VPL. Among the 49 ready-to-wear underwear-inspired looks that VPL’s Victoria Bartlett sent down the runway this season were mini-dresses, bodysuits, bras, and underwear all made from latex. Vena Cava may have designed Fashion Week-friendly condoms, but it was Bartlett who made us contemplate other possible ways to have safe, stylish (and admittedly stupid) sex. Condoms out, stretchy rubber underwear in!

Most Likely to Piss Off PETA: Dennis Basso. The fur was flying down the runways this season: Carmen Marc Valvo offered up chunky off-the-shoulder wraps, Costello Tagliapietra gave us fuzzy, crisscrossed harnesses, the list goes. But the real winner of this provocative, pet-unfriendly award goes to Basso for creating a collection so dominated by fur that we can’t really recall a look that didn’t incorporate the trend. We aren’t hating, but we know that PETA (and most likely Tim Gunn) will be. Perhaps the organization should have bypassed Donna Karan's offices and directed their bunny blasts elsewhere (#couldawouldashoulda).

Most Likely to be Worn by Lady Gaga at an Upcoming Awards Show: The Blonds. If we don’t see the Disco Pop Diva wearing the designers’ bejeweled elephant frock (frock? Frock.) as seen on the runway whilst riding an actual elephant on a red carpet soon, we will spontaneously combust.

Most Likely to Induce an Involuntary “I die” – and Possibly Labor – from Rachel Zoe On the Next Season of ‘The Rachel Zoe Project’: Monique Lhuillier. We imagine that if given the option, Rachel Zoe would have her baby emerge from the womb wearing an Oscar-worthy gown like this Monique Lhuillier number:

If anybody’s just-birthed offspring is going to make the hospital’s “Best Dressed Baby” list, it’s Rachel and Roger’s Zoebot-to-be – not that bald newborn wrapped in last season’s Pottery Barn Kids blanky!

Best Fashion Mullet: 3.1 Phillip Lim. Why stick to just one potential trend when you can combine two? As fashion writer Lynn Yaeger so eloquently put it in her show coverage on New York Magazine's fashion blog The Cut, this season Lim opted to “attach sleeves of a different color fabric to an item Richard Nixon once described as ‘a respectable Republican cloth coat’ – as if the garment is saying, ‘I may be a bit of a dud, but my sleeves like to party.’” If that isn’t the definition of apparel juxtaposition, we don’t know what is.

Most Likely to Attract a Reality TV Star: Chris Benz. This could have very well been a three-way tie between Heart Truth, Richie Rich, and Chris Benz had the latter not pulled out the big guns and invited not only Demi Moore's rumored new stylist, NYFW fixture Brad Goreski, but also the real housewife-daughter duo Caroline Manzo and…that girl who plays her daughter on The Real Housewives of New Jersey (we kid, we kid - hi Lauren!). We can’t imagine there not being some “lost footage” from Fashion Week on the next season of RHONJ (what, with the Manzo clan and Teresa Giudice NYFW appearances), but we’re keeping our fingers crossed and our weaves on tight for some backstage drama just to be sure.

Most Likely to Succeed in Scaring Off Both Unwanted and Wanted Advances from the Male Species: Marc Jacobs. We’d like to tip our preferably MJ-designed hats to The ManRepeller, Leandra Modine, whose picks for fall 2011 repellent on nymag's fashion blog The Cut included gorilla arms, fringed pants, and Anna Sui's giant cat hat, to name a few. But the true male-offensive standout is none of the above. If you thought to yourself that VPL should be scoring its second superlative win for this award with the hairy last look that Bartlett sent down the runway, you thought wrong (because let’s be real: we not only just told you that MJ was the recipient, but there’s also something semi-sexy in a Jane-of-the-Jungle sort of way about that cut-out Yeti-inspired one-piece). This category belongs to Marc Jacobs for his bite-size berets. In our (and apparently Leandra’s) experience, men aren’t particularly fond of headgear on a woman, let alone a topper that – as the ManRepeller suggests – “won’t keep you warm”…and could potentially be misconstrued as a futuristic jockstrap. We’ll take it!

Most Complex Menswear: Complex Geometries. CG’s fall 2011 looks for men aren’t complex so much as they are confusing, but regardless, the label hath lived up to its name and provided us with male ensembles that are certainly mind-boggling and beyond simple description. Maybe it’s the black platform boots that are somehow a cross between winter footwear for toddlers and Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid, or maybe it’s the sleeveless silver bib top that’s bringing a whole new meaning to the words sheer coverage. It’s hard to say – it’s complex! And by complex we mean @$!%.

Most Intentional Nipple Slip: Jeremy Scott. Don’t even think about it, Janet! You’ve worked too hard to regress back to “accidentally” bearing your breasts (on national TV or otherwise), and unfortunately, this sweater from Jeremy Scott's Fall 2011 collection isn’t going to be as convincing in the “oops, it just popped out” argument. Here’s hoping only people with really great confidence (and really great bosoms) opt to rock this look as seen on the runway.

What will you remember most from yet another successful season of New York Fashion Week?

*All photos via nymag.com courtesy of Imaxtree

"Ad"-Nauseam

2011-01-20T22:08:00.000-08:00

It is a well known fact that the later into the evening you watch TV, the trashier the commercials get - and we're not just talking about the sex-plicit 900-number ads falsely luring dudes into spending dough for a "good time." Case in point? The "hot new fashion sensation," PAJAMA JEANS!

While we highly recommend you acquaint yourself with this commercial for a really good time, here are some of our favorite highlights from the ad:

"Do you love stylish, sexy jeans? Do you love soft, comfy (ew) pajamas?" Yes. Separately.

"They look like designer denim jeans." Except that they don't. And they're not.

"It's a struggle to fit into ordinary jeans. They're uncomfortable, and leave marks on your skin." If they're two sizes too small.

"Great with sandals or sneakers." Minus the whole sandals and sneakers part.

"Great for busy moms on the go, or a quick trip to the grocery store." Because the pitch 'great for single gals who order in a lot' was already taken by Lifetime.

The bottom line: If your product's biggest selling point is that "they're so comfortable, you'll want to sleep in them," or that it boasts a "mock fly" (which by the way - we weren't aware that zipping up a pant was such an arduous process, but hey), you may as well throw in a shapeless grey crewneck tee and a 60 day money back guarantee for your customers!

Oh wait. They do.

And just in case you thought those were awesome (read: fugly), check out this little gem of a fashion-vention that's saving working women across the globe from their perpetually ogling bosses and leering dates - CAMI SECRET!

Phew! I can finally finish that legal brief I've been working on now that my ta ta's are covered up! Before, when my cleavage was on display in this low-cut, jersey knit wrap top that I probably shouldn't have worn to work in the first place, I could barely put pen to paper without one of my sleazy male superiors getting distracted!

Come on, ladies. "Cami secret?" Secret's out: you're wearing a glorified hankie underneath that way-too-low, NSFW blouse. Do yourself a favor and invest in a higher neckline.

Stars at the 2011 Golden Globes: They're Just Like Us! (read: they can be rude and make other people really uncomfortable...but they're prettier!)

2011-01-17T18:35:00.001-08:00

By now, the best and worst dressed of this year's 2011 Golden Globes ceremony have already been listed and torn apart online with more zeal than a hungry man tears apart a slab of BBQ ribs. So to shake things up in the ever-popular post-awards show commentary department, your gals thought we'd mostly* weigh in on the behavioral hits and misses (emphasis on the misses) of the night instead of our fashion favorites and faux pas:

Angelina Jolie's lip gloss re-application mid-awards ceremony. Because nothing says "the work that I do is far more important/my life is better than yours" quite like mindlessly reapplying lip gloss while someone else is giving a sincere, heartfelt speech. The upside? Jolie isn't perfect after all: this rookie move showed us that she's actually human!

Lea Michele starring as her Glee character Rachel Berry throughout the whole show. We're pretty sure she practiced that "I'm so moved/I'm not looking at the camera except that I'm sort of looking at the camera and by that I mean hoping that the camera is on me" facial emoting more than Rachel Berry during a cathartic closing solo number on the Fox TV hit. The teary eyes would have been sort of endearing had we not already seen them as the supporting role in her rendition of What I Did For Love...and nearly every song she's sung on the show since.

Natalie Portman. You're unbelievably beautiful and we thoroughly enjoyed your star turn in this season's simple psycho-sexual thriller. Now that that's out of the way, what we didn't enjoy was last night's lapse in fashion judgment or the equally unflattering speech that went along with it. We get it: you're a vegan ivy league grad with a bun in the oven and an Oscar nom under your belt, but that doesn't excuse your weirdly uncomfortable words of acceptance or your Valentine's Day-inspired frock. C'mon y'all - if anyone other than Harvard's sweetheart was wearing this, it'd be an automatic FAIL. Natalie's beauty and pre-speech poise make us second guess the choice for about...five seconds. Yup. We no likey.

Halle Berry's mildly interested expression and seemingly bad attitude (see above Natalie Portman clip at around the 28-second mark for just one mild instance of H. Berry's Golden Globes stink eye). Wipe that puss off your face, gal! You're rocking a super fun, toned bod and an Oscar. Even without Gabriel Aubrey by your side, how bad could life be?

*Okay. We lied. Your gals simply couldn't resist the opportunity to praise - if not dissect - a few of our favorite "strongs" and "wrongs" of the evening. See below for our votes on the gals we think garner the R. Zoe "shut it down" stamp of approval.

THE WINNER'S CIRCLE:

Overall Best: Anne Hathaway

On anyone else this golden sparkler with a strong shoulder could have gone horribly awry, but A. Hath worked.it.out. to win the award for your gals' Golden Girl of the Globes. We can't wait to hear R.Z. going on about how "insane" her client "Annie" looked in the floor-length, sexy back-exposing gown on the new season of The Rachel Zoe Project. We're totally having a sequin moment.

Runner Up: Angelina Jolie

Lip gloss incident aside, Jolie can do no wrong in this Atelier Versace emerald sequin dress. Of all the lovely ladies who chose to rock the hue, Brad Pitt's leading lady wore it best. We = green with envy.

Best Use of Color: Claire Danes

Looking super of-the-moment and modern was Globe-winner Danes in a watermelon floor-length Calvin Klein Collection number. Her acceptance speech wasn't so bad either (read: it was awesome. No dry eyes in this apartment!).

Best Neckline: January Jones

Not since J. Lo have we seen a gal pull off a plunging (if not potentially inappropriate) neckline so successfully. J. Jones has officially redeemed herself from the mistake that was her 2010 Emmy Awards red carpet look with this red hot Versace.

Best Breakout Star: Amber Riley

Love this girl, love this look. A cinched waistline atop a sequin stunner? Yes, please!

LOSER'S CORNER:

Overall Worst: Jennifer Love Hewitt

The last time this passe up-do was popular may have been the late 90's. Not unlike the popularity of Ms. Hewitt herself (we kid, we kid...). What we're not joking about? This major mess of a look that's more "prom" than sneaking booze from your parents liquor cabinet. Corsage not included.

Runner Up: Julianne Moore

The Kids Are All Right, this Lanvin dress on Jules is not. Here's hoping that the next awards show ceremony treats one of our favorite and almost always on-point redheads with a little more style and a little less (okay, a lot less) sleeve.

What Was She Thinking: Michelle Williams

The Dawson's Creek alum's performance in Blue Valentine was stunning. This dress? Not so much. We are confused as to why we're seeing it on the red carpet and not at a spring wedding or brunch in BK topped with a jean jacket and a distressed boot. Step it up, gal: you're A-list!

A Gal's Right to Great Hair: The Art of Dry Styling

2011-01-11T12:12:00.000-08:00

We've all been to this little juncture before: your iCal is completely empty for the evening so you resign yourself to a night of catching up on DVR-ed reality bliss and have no plans to do anything that requires you to be upwardly mobile or doesn't involve getting low on a bag of Stacy's Pita Chips. Then you get a call from your bestie who throws a can't-pass-up invite out your couch-potato way which would be great...if your hair wasn't looking a hot mess and you had a Kim Zolciak wig on hand or, perhaps more realistically, the time to shower and re-do your 'do but you don't. So what's a gal in desperate need of hair repair to do?

Image via StyleCaster

Dry style her way to luscious locks! Stylist Antonia Troiano of NYC's Fringe Salon gave us her tips on the tress transformation technique, the concept behind it being that "you can change your look without having to go through the whole wash-and-blow-dry regimen." Can you say, hair-ellujah, ladies?

From fine locks that need a little lift to post-workout sweat-drenched strands, Troiano's got the answers for getting salon-worthy hair almost instantly with the help of a product or two, a thermal tool, and less than 10-minutes. Get the details and Troiano's time-saving tips via the article that I wrote for StyleCaster - Dry Style Your Way To Better Hair.

Strong but Wrong of the Week: You've Been Cutoff

2011-01-06T20:55:00.001-08:00

With every New Year comes the obligatory impulse to try and be a new, more fabulous you. Maybe in 2011 you've resolved to be more "in the moment" or kick that bad habit once and for all, or maybe this is the year you're really going to get that butt in gear and hit the gym. While your gals are all for bringing zexy back and sweating your way to a fitter, firmer form at New York Sports Club (or your preferred workout establishment), here's what we're not for:

A jean cutoff-and-tube-socks combo as your exercise wear! How a pair of these bad boys ever even made it into the gym will remain a mystery to us, as will the answer to how this man expects to get any sort of stretching/toning done in a look that appears to be giving him a hardcore denim wedgie (ouch) and more sag in the seat than Nick Nolte's face in a post-DUI mugshot.

Note this, y'all: we love ourselves a fun vintage Levi cutoff - assuming that the person wearing said bottoms is a woman under the age of 35 with a fun leg going on who is not, you know, WORKING OUT. But if you're a man? Over 60? At the GYM?! Ditch this look like that bad habit you've been needing to break. While we don't expect a guy or gal who wants to get in shape to go full-on Richard Simmons or Lululemon athletica, we do expect that he or she will step out of 1972 and into 2011 with an appropriate athletic short.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Stepping out of Your Fashion Comfort Zone - and into an SBW

2010-12-17T08:08:00.000-08:00

We all love the idea of trying a new fun fashion trend - if any city is the place to do it, it's NYC. Shorts and tights a la Alexa Chung have become a staple, and as much as we all try to deny it, the clog is back, babes. Another trend that has made a resurgence among the downtown fashion-forward crowd is the knee-high sock. We're loving these Britney Spears-favored throwbacks with a shorter skirt and boots or even over tights for an extra layer of warmth. This gal was really trying to make it work, and while we give her an A for effort, a few key elements resulted in an F for Fashion and this week's SBW:

What went wrong: If you're not rocking a modelista long leg (and who is, really?), the best way to work this look is with a dark over-the-knee sock and a shoe in the same hue. This dame's leg-warmer-of-choice cuts off the leg and the grey clunky shoe (which may otherwise be fun) isn't do anything to help.

We admire her fun foray into the the trend, but we'd love her to cover it up a bit and and say bye-bye to these unflattering not-quite knee highs.

A Gal's Interview Exclusive: Bravo Housewife Kelly Bensimon gets real with us at the Write Big Event for Parker Pens

2010-12-12T16:34:00.000-08:00

Kelly Bensimon at the Write Big event for Parker Pens

Last Tuesday, one of our favorite New York housewives, model-turned-author Kelly Bensimon, took time out from parenting and making reality TV gold to co-host the Write Big event with luxury pen company Parker Pens. A celebration of the art of writing, Parker previously held a global contest where participants were asked to complete the phrase “What if…” for the chance to have their words projected in 3D on a skyscraper in Manhattan’s Columbus Circle on the night of the event.

Despite near-freezing temperatures, the always-sunny Bensimon (looking flawless and festive in a signature thigh-grazing shift dress) unveiled the 3D projection of winning messages from around the world and dished on a few of her favorite things with Abby:

What is your favorite holiday indulgence?
I’m obsessed with candy canes – I was given the most girnormous candy cane when I was in Miami. If you want to do something really nice for me, get me a candy cane.

Bensimon's must-have holiday treat

You look fantastic. What are your stay-fit tips?
I’ve always made a commitment to 20 minutes of cardio everyday and that’s one of the biggest and major reasons that I’m as lean as I am. You can eat whatever you want as long as you do cardio everyday. I also do headstands. Everyone laughs at me, but it really moves the blood around – it’s better than Botox!

What are some other things that you do to keep looking great in the winter?
I drink a lot of water and I do sleep a lot. I have young kids. I’m up at 6:30am everyday. What am I going to do, be like ‘oh no no no, mommy’s tired, talk to me later’? Later isn’t a word in their vocabulary. It’s right now, all the time, and it should be. And so I drink a lot of water and try to be healthful as possible.

What gift are you most looking forward to giving this holiday season?
You know, tonight when I was looking at the “What if…” campaign for Parker Pens, it [one of the projected messages] said, ‘what if you could make the person next to you smile?’ And that’s what it is. The most treasured gift is to make them [people] happy, to make them smile.

What gift would you most like to receive?
A Parker pen. I was given three. I kept one for myself, and gave the two other pens to my girls. [Bensimon has two daughters, Sea and Teddy]

Visit www.parkerpen.com to find out where you can get one of your own!

What is your favorite family tradition during the holidays?
My favorite holiday tradition is trying to make cookies. I love the creative process, and my kids love it.

Tonight we’re here to celebrate the art of writing. Who is the first author that inspired you?
The very first author that inspired me was Ernest Hemingway. He was very well spoken. He didn’t speak a lot, but what he said meant a lot. I need to do that – I need to keep my mouth shut more!

If you were to pen another style tome, what would be the number one style rule in your book?
My number one style rule is to always write a handwritten note with a beautiful pen. I would like it if it was a Parker pen!

Before I venture back out into the cold, any winter wardrobe must-haves?
Riding boots – I love riding boots. That [winter] is really the only time when you can bring a sport –riding – to the streets. You can’t really bring a hockey uniform! I have rocked a hockey uniform in my past when I was a kid, but not now! So riding boots, and a Moncler ski coat. I really love when women wear big ski coats and sexy dresses – I think it’s hot! It shows that they’re a go-anywhere kind of girl and that they want to go out and just have fun.

One of the winning messages projected on Columbus Circle the evening of the event

*Event photos courtesy of Creative Media Marketing

Sneak Preview: Movie Set Sample Sale

2010-12-07T07:32:00.000-08:00

Just in case you haven't already plotted out your plan of attack for this week's movie set sample sale, we thought that we'd give you a little peek into the amazing designer steals and deals that will be available to you Thursday-Saturday at 60 Vestry Street:

Do not adjust your screens: this is indeed a white Hermes Kelly Bag that is going to be going for 50-70% off its original price this weekend. Get your games faces on, gals!

Sale Away: Designer Threads from Your Favorite Movie Sets for 50-70% Off

2010-12-03T09:25:00.000-08:00

While the script from this summer's Sex and the City 2 may have disappointed us, the fashions did not. There are few things your gals wouldn't do for a chance to wear - and own! - some of the ensembles that we saw our favorite NYC ladies camel across Abu Dhabi in, and now we may actually get that opportunity for less - way less! - at Movie Apparel's warehouse sale in Manhattan!

Beginning next Thursday, December 9th, the company is having a giant sample sale where brand new and worn-once designer clothes, shoes, and bags from film sets are being sold for 50-70% off of their original ticketed prices. Merchandise starts at just $50, and Christian Louboutin, Chanel, Prada, and Miu Miu are just a handful of the fabulous fashion houses that have items up for grabs.

So who cares if you don't have a sexy costar (hey, Smith Jerrod) or exotic filming locations in your near future? Next week you can get your silver screen set shop on and look like your favorite actresses' cinematic alter egos. Buying a pair of mint-condition Manolo Blahniks for 70% off? $195. Owning a pair of shoes that may have been worn on set by Sarah Jessica Parker?* Priceless.

Where: 60 Vestry Street, Ground Floor (at the corner of Washington Street and one block from the West Side Highway)

When: Thursday, December 9th, and Friday, December 10th, from 9am-7pm

Saturday, December 11th from 9am-5pm

Email movieapparel@hotmail.com or call 916-837-1883 to get more info!

*While we can't say for sure that you (or we, for that matter) will be able to score actual duds worn - or passed on - by SJP, with hundreds of items on sale, the odds seem pretty good. Fingers crossed, gals!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Oh The Outfits Outside Are Frightful...

2010-12-03T08:47:00.000-08:00

We love the holidays. This time of year always brings warm feelings of love, merriment, and friendship and even more often the promise of some great fashion opportunities (read: boots, scarves, a fun chunky knit or two - you're gals L.T.L., Love to Layer). Sadly, this week's Strong but Wrong missed said opportunity when she layered her way into an outfit that left us feeling more sour than spoiled eggnog:

We know that it's cold when you're sitting on the sidelines at Bryant Park's ice skating rink, but you know this dame didn't rock a baby pink faux fur with a powder blue hoodie popping through just for the sake of keeping warm. The look comes off way more "extra in Destiny's Child's Bugaboo video" and less "extra cold so I'll bundle up". To add insult to injury, our SBW threw on a pepto-bismol pink over-the-knee suede boot and an easter egg yellow purse to complete her winter-wear.

Had this gal just kept the pieces in the neutral and not this nasty color palette, she would be pretty on point with her winter layering. But alas. This pastel field day is best put off until spring or - better yet - spring cleaning. Trash it!

Patti Stanger? More like Patti's Stanker

2010-11-16T20:15:00.000-08:00

There are few things your gals love more on a Tuesday night then settling down with Patti Stanger as she dishes out some tough love and whips her mortifying millionaires into shape (and her hair back and forth). But this week, Patti's clients weren't the only ones who left us frustrated and horrified:

"Why love now?" More like, why this outfit...EVER? A thigh-grazing jewel tone shift dress and a severe side bang? FINE. But a racerback vest, matching short shorts, and a Johnny Collar short sleeve button down in a hot pink nylon blend needs to be dumped faster than Patti's new assistant. We hope that our favorite matchmaking mistress purchased this look in L.A. (or possibly Express circa 2001), because no respectable NYC gal would dare leave the apartment in this look, let alone meet a client for business.

A little gr2s tough love for Patti: this ensemble needs more than just a blowout to be salvaged, and might we suggest that next time you "let the penis do the picking" - it's got to be better than what you came up with.

Match by Bravo, Mistake by Patti

(Man) Bag It: Our tips and picks for your guy's bag

2010-11-03T18:52:00.000-07:00

We've really been neglegent to our 3 male readers as of late. Lucky for that trio (you know who you are), we received the following email from one of our favorite female readers on behalf of her man:

"can you two please make a contribution to the blogosphere about the man-bag? i'm desperately searching for a great looking leather work-bag for John* and my BIGGEST fear is that i'll pick one out that i LOVE and then he'll look realllly dorky wearing it or it will be super-feminine.. so i think you need to do a blog about the all-important and incredibly varied world of the man-bag - what works for what kind of guy? what age? etc.

Go!"

*names have been changed to protect the accessory-challenged

Our gal wasn’t wrong to express concern over the much-debated man-bag or - as we like to refer it (not to mention the writers of Seinfeld, who dedicated an entire episode to the guy-cessory) - "the Murse." No man - regardless of how comfortable he may be with his sexuality - wants to feel like he's giving off an Aerosmith-coined "Dude Looks Like a Lady" vibe, and we get that. But take note: the mistake isn't usually made in picking out a bag that seems feminine, it's when a 60 year-old is carrying a neon messenger bag and a 25 year-old is rocking a full out Don Draper briefcase (unless said 25 year-old is wearing a 3-piece suit everyday and is comfortable rocking that classic days-of-yester year/I'm awesome vibe...in which case, call us!). The point? Whatever bag your boy picks or you pick for him, it has to fit his lifestyle.

When shopping for "the one," it's important to keep in mind the discussion that we've had regarding men’s shoes: playing it safe and going for the most versatile (read: run-of-the-mill and boring/borderline ugly) messenger bag doesn't really cut it. Y'all know the Murse we’re talking about, and oftentimes it has a company name embroderied on its side, making it clear that it was free with the attendence to last year's company conference in Tampa. It’s nylon, nondescript, and doesn’t say anything (good) about the person twerkin' it. Like anything else, a bag that you use everyday should express part of your personality.

Here’s a few we’re diggin’:

Jack Spade $379 at Zappos

We likey this plaid Jack Spade number. This is for the guy who is twerkin' a more casual 9 to 5. If you can wear jeans to the office, it's safe to say you can get away with this bad boy. Worried about it clashing with other colors or patterns (we know you guys stay up late at night worried about this stuff)? As long as your fall/winter coat isn't cut from the same cloth/pattern (literally), we're into the idea of incorporating a print in an unexpected place, and this buffalo plaid is classic enough that you can keep carrying it year after year.

J.Crew $98

For the guy who isn't quite ready to try a print (wimp), this J.Crew number is classic and functional. Who doesn't love a little weather-proof waxed canvas? This bag will take you through all four seasons in style, and we love that's clazzy enough for the office yet casual enough for the weekend.

Gola 43.10

This Gola messenger is perfect for the sportier dude who works in a casual environment where jeans and sneakers are considered integral parts of your uniform. Also a fun option for a new and improved gym bag.

Brooks Brothers $398

For the guy who needs to keep it classy, we're loving this Brooks Brothers dossier. It's black with brown piping. Yes, you heard us correctly: black AND brown - this way you don't have to freak out when you wear brown shoes and call us thinking you can't rock the bag. This puppy is on the pricier side, but like a bottle of Johnny Walker, it's a classic that's worth the investment.

Topman $120

This Topman dossier is a more wallet-friendly version of the trend up top and comes in a rich burgundy leather (burgundy = a neutral, dudes).

Whichever style you pick,just remember: if what you carry you carry with confidence, we'll probably be into it. Go ahead - get your Murse on!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Mixing Prints and Textures for Optimum Failure

2010-10-28T21:15:00.000-07:00

We've always stressed that the main criteria for a Strong but Wrong in its truest form is that the offender tries valiantly to take a fashion risk and falls short in execution. This week's offense really drives this point home:

We applaud this dame for rocking a bold print and accessorizing with a bold accent shoe, however she's missing the mark on a few key points that take this look into the wrong versus strong category:

The skirt is too drapey and big, and
while we would never turn our noses at a red sandal, we would if the red sandal in question is a cheap patent leather wedge.
A bold skirt is fun, but extra credit for "mixing prints" is not granted when the print being mixed in with an already print-heavy look a is zebra stripe bag. The worst part, however, is
THE FLESH-COLORED FISHNET STOCKING going on!!! Who said that this was ever okay?! True, tights are now de rigueur with open-toe shoes, but only when it's a thicker textured tight being worn with more substantial footwear.

Remember, gals: mixing prints with a textured tight and a shiny shoe is a great idea - on paper. When put in the wrong hands (or legs, in this case) the result is a veritable Shangri-la of mismatch. While we'd like to think that this dame was just getting into the spirit of Halloween, something tell us this isn't a costume - though it definitely leaves us spooked.

To all the dames out there who either a) possess a nude fishnet or b) have the desire to mix prints so terribly, this weekend may be your only chance to get away with it in public without being labeled an SBW.

Happy (almost) Hallow's Eve!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: District of Catastrophe

2010-10-22T10:19:00.000-07:00

We'd like to take this time to congratulate the ladies of The Real Housewives of D.C. for a season well done. True to formula, the stars of one of the more recent incarnations of the reality hit didn't disappoint when it came to bringing the crazy - both in terms of behavior and fashion. But Bravo's latest batch of dames aren't the only D.C. residents bringing style shame to the city. Case in point? This week's Strong but Wrong:

About the only time we expect to see the pointy-toe-stiletto-and-mini-short combo is in line for a club in NYC's Meatpacking District, which is why we were so shocked to find that the trashy look had made its way to the District of Columbia and into a line for a Sunday afternoon movie. But wait! Much like a Salahi situation, it gets better:

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse (for a Sunday matinee or otherwise), this week's SBW had to go and top off too-short shorts and a bad pump with an awful shredded tee, begging the question: where was security when this look showed up on the premises? This gal needed to be escorted out of the theaters and into federal style court faster than Michaele and Tareq could plead the fifth on national TV.

What We're Diggin': Isabel Marant

2010-10-12T08:47:00.000-07:00

If you haven't heard about French label Isabel Marant then we have to assume that you a) live under a fashion rock, b) have been too busy with a political campaign to read up on what's cool, or c) are one of the 3 straight men reading this blog.

Three years ago, Ms. Marant was a sleeper indie fashion fave. You could find her stuff at the coolest little boutiqes in Brooklyn and only if you really knew what to look for. Those days are long gone. In the last year, Isabel Marant has become the go-to for the young and hip who want to look cool without looking like they made a huge effort/are trying too hard (you won't see any big-ass labels or definitive hardware dangling from Ms. Marant's handbags!).

Isabel Marant pieces are flying off of the shelves, and we'd like to think it's less because she's getting increasingly commercial (cue fall 2010 campaign with Kate Moss) and more because she's simply a genius when it comes to making clothes that gals want to wear.

The price tag is rather steep, but we wanted to showcase some of our fave looks and stress that you can use them as inspiration. Any gal can find pieces similar to this and style them the Isabel way. Don't you feel a bit more French already?

This season, Isabel was a major proponent of bringing back the ladylike stiletto. These puppies (above) are nobodies granny kitten heel, especially when paired with skinny cropped pants and a tough leather jacket. Unexpected, relaxed and just plain zexy.

The look is Audrey Hepburn goes to Paris and then bums a cigarette in Williamsburg. We lovey.

A sequin pant mixed with a mohair boyfriend sweater? Don't mind if we do.

Who says dressing up has to mean a boring LBD? (Not that we have anything against the Little.Black.Dress. just giving ya options ladies). Marant is a master at making amazing day-to-night pieces in prints that are funky enough to get noticed, and subtle enough to wear season after season.

Another fave? Mixing a printed skirt with a safari-inspired button down. The key here is fit. Keep things super fitted, the skirt super short and you'll be well on your way.

So break out the skinny pants, chunky knits and motorcycle jackets you gals have been hiding and mix it up like only the best know how.
Au revoir!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: God Bless America...and Give this Dame a New Pair of Jeans

2010-10-08T09:45:00.000-07:00

We all know what it's like to find that one-of-a-kind, personality-defining wardrobe item. Often it's a vintage coat or an heirloom piece of jewelry. Knowing that it's truly unique and that no one else walking down the street will have it can be a great feeling and make a gal feel pretty special.

We can place bets on the fact that no one else will be walking down the street in the jeans on this week's Strong but Wrong, and yet that doesn't make them anywhere near okay:

A back yoke bandanna applique? No pockets?! This pair of denim was taken from the "MOM JEANS" textbook and then embellished for fun (...for fun? That last part is debatable)! To make matters worse, sistah accessorized with a red turtleneck. We're not hating on the style, but we thought that we've made it clear in the past that turtlenecks are a no-go for the bustier broad - no opportunity to lift and separate the gals, gals. (And yes, the jeans are tapered - creating an unflattering line - and yes, the hair is sort of crimped, but we've gotta draw the line on the negatives somewhere!)

Hey, SBW of the Week - we likey your polka dot rolly suitcase! Why don't we make a deal and leave the "personality and flair" up to your travel gear and keep it off your backside?

Happy Columbus Day and the happiest of birthdays to the one, the only, Ms. ABBY MARSH. Keeping it classy not trashy in a spandex one-piece and a heel whenever possible.

PS - Just in case you've never seen the SNL "MOM JEANS" sketch, click below for your viewing pleasure!

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/mom-jeans/229048

You can thank us later.

NYFW Spring 2011, Part II: Skin-tastic and Suspended at VPL

2010-09-26T13:02:00.000-07:00

Visible Panty Lines never looked so good - nor have I ever wanted them more in my life. But before you go rushing out to purchase ill-fitting underthings, guys and gals, take note: the panty lines that I'm referring to are those of designer Victoria Bartlett's cheekily-named label, VPL.

Designer Victoria Bartlett backstage after the show

Famous for innerwear-as-outerwear (read: ready-to-wear underwear), VPL's Spring 2011 collection was filled with Bartlett's signature body-conscious silhouettes in neutral tones, luxurious-yet-relaxed separates, and bold accents in the form of both color (think nude bandage dresses with pops of neon green and aqua) and accessories. My top 5 favorites from this season?

1. Glowing Skin. While Bartlett didn't list this in the look breakdown of her Spring 2011 collection, she certainly sent it down the runway. Dewy, radiant skin is essential when your line is a veritable collection of ready-to-wear intimates, so it should come as no surprise that Eileen Harcourt - skincare guru to the stars and one of gr2s' favorite industry pros - was backstage prepping the models' skin before they went to hair and makeup. I'm no stranger to a Clarisonic beauty "power tool" (love myself the Gentle Cleansing Brush, and remember our little piece on the Opal from our NYFW Fall 2010 post? That gizmo is here to stay and still on my must-have list for anyone over the age of 22), but I was unfamiliar with this skin-tastic system:

Intraceuticals' Oxygen Infusion Treatment

Think it looks like an airbrush? That's because it basically is, except instead of spraying your face with pore-clogging makeup or sunless tanner, it actually contains pressurized oxygen that sprays onto and infuses into the skin to give your complexion the ultimate cocktail of moisture and hydration. Want to perk up those cheekbones and smooth fine lines almost instantly without invasive surgery? This tool - not to mention an appointment with Eileen - is your answer.

**For more on how to get the radiant look that went down the runway for VPL (and stood at the Chris Benz presentation!) check out my StyleCaster article, Skincare Guru Eileen Harcourt's 3 Steps for Runway-Worthy Skin.**

2. Statement Necklaces. To create the neck wear for VPL's Spring 2011 collection, artist/jeweler Brian Crumley collaborated with an MFA from RISD. Comprised of mostly blown-glass and medical tubing, the statement making jewelry helped bring Bartlett's "suspension" concept/inspiration for this season's looks to life.

A backstage glimpse at some of the many masterpieces created by artist/jeweler Brian Crumley for Bartlett's Spring 2011 collection. The VPL-print scarf-meets-blown glass necklace is a statement jewelry lover's dream and my must-have from Crumley

The artist/jeweler wearing a piece from his line and holding a blown-glass/medical tubing creation

Backstage before the show, I tried this suspended piece on for size. While it adds figurative weight to an otherwise ethereal look, this necklace is surprisingly weightless. An added bonus? It helped improve my posture!

The same necklace that I tried on (above) as it was seen on the runway

Another must-have piece from Crumley walking down the runway

3. Abstract prints. While there's no disputing that Bartlett loves herself a palette of neutrals (not to mention a monochromatic ensemble), she always accents several of her looks with a standout print in bright colors. This season's design made dresses, tunics, and accessories alike feel like walking works of wearable art - the perfect antidote to Bartlett's soft, second-skin flesh tones.

Love ourselves this print on a tunic...

...in a tiered frock...

...and in the form of my favorite statement necklace from the season, designed by Crumley

4. Neons on neutrals. Adding a "pop of color" is one of our most-used phrases and go-to styling tips at gr2s, and based on the collection's swimwear-inspired look below, it's easy to see why.

I am dying over these swimwear-inspired separates and buttery suede tan jacket. While I probably wouldn't attempt the ensemble as a whole, I love this look in terms of separates.

Just a simple neon green and you're out the door

5. Bartlett's relaxed luxury. Nobody does a onesie (one of my wardrobe staples) and a slouchy trouser quite like Bartlett, who managed to make these two pieces look cool and refined as opposed to sloppy and dowdy:

One of my favorite onesies from the show - effortlessly cool in charcoal gray and navy

Throughout NYFW this season, I consistently rocked a pair of soft, slouchy trousers (a.k.a. glorified sweatpants - bet you never thought you'd hear this gal cop to that!), and these gray ones are currently topping my must-have pant list. Rolled at the bottom and low-slung on the hip, this pair perfectly straddles that relaxed-professional line, essential for the gal-on-the-go. While doubtful I'll be rocking the pants with a shredded top, this model twerked it out on the runway

5. Sheer Genius. Of the many reasons I hold a special place in my heart each season for VPL are 1. Bartlett really knows how to put on a show, and 2. the pieces in the collection are always reminiscent of a season 4/season 5 Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City. If our gal Carrie B were to come back into our lives on a weekly basis, we imagine that it would be in this season's see-through tunics as they appeared on the runway: atop a VPL woman's boxer-brief and topped off with fabulous footwear (though let's be real - in lieu of a flat sandal she'd likely be rocking mile-high Louboutin...or possibly a Chris Benz-Alejandro Ingelmo creation!). My favorite sheer creations that floated down the runway for Spring 2011?

Rust-y Business

Quite possibly my favorite look from this season's collection

For more on what went down behind-the-scenes and a closer look at the hair and makeup from the show, check out my article on StyleCaster, VPL Spring 2011 Backstage Beauty: Eclectic Electric Buns Take To The Runway. Thanks to photographer (and gr2s follower!) Larkin Clark for these fabulous photos!

**PS - Welcome back to both STRONG BUT WRONG Fridays (new this week!) and my co-blogger Gillian who just finished a truly amazing run as bad-ass (and awesomely dressed) Cassandra in the musical Saved at Kansas City Rep. NYC (not to mention this style-blogging babe!) missed ya.**

NYFW Spring 2011, Part I: We Heart Chris Benz

2010-09-14T08:00:00.000-07:00

Looks from the Chris Benz Spring 2011 presentation backstage

While recently our minds have been occupied with thoughts of flat motorcycle boots and where to find the perfect camel coat for the cooler months that are now upon us, our dear city has been far more concerned with fare for warmer weather. Earlier this month, design houses debuted their Spring 2011 collections at New York Fashion Week, leaving us pining away for less layered days and our must-haves for Fall 2010 on hold (or, at the very least, our fixations on them).

This season, one half of your style-blogging sistahs (Abby) ventured to NYFW's new home, Lincoln Center, to scope out what some of our favorite labels have in store for spring and go behind-the-scenes to cover beauty for gals-favored website StyleCaster (a must-check-out!). But READER BEWARE: the following post and those to come later this week may leave you fantasizing for months about vibrant florals, nude frocks, and outrageously awesome footwear not yet readily available, let alone weather-appropriate. Don't say we didn't warn ya...

Chris Benz Spring 2011: An American Gal in (1960's) Paris

Designer Chris Benz (CB) at his Spring 2011 presentation at the David Rubenstein Atrium (bye-bye, Bryant Park!), surrounded by some of the insanely retro-chic looks he created for the season's collection

Being at the the Chris Benz Spring 2011 presentation was like traveling back in time to the swinging sixties and taking a fantasy vacation to gay Paris with all of your best friends...your leggy, impossibly well-dressed, and considerably famous best friends, that is (I did say it felt like a "fantasy" vacay, y'all). Inspired by '60s Parisian pop sensation Frances Gall, Benz created a truly transcendent collection that evoked images of an in-her-prime Twiggy, places sung about by the Beatles (whose music was blasted appropriately at the presentation by DJ Mike Nouveau), and hopping on a Vespa in the world's most romantic city abroad.

From the seemingly-mile-high clogs to the models' perfectly coiffed "Pony Twists," the Chris Benz Spring 2011 look was head-to-toe retro chic. Though incredibly hard to narrow it down, below are some of my personal favorites from mastermind CB who truly outdid himself this season:

1.THE SHOES. CB's collaboration with famed footwear designer Alejandro Ingelmo may just be the greatest pairing since Iman and Bowie or our beloved Rachel Zoe and Brad (Goreski - more on him later). Why a nude basket-woven sky-high clog with over-sized tongues? Why NOT? We certainly can't think of a reason.

A sneak preview of the goods at CB's hair and makeup test in his Garment District studio. It was love at first sight. Also of note? The Audrey Hepburn book in this photo which apparently served multiple functions this season: as inspiration for the designer and as a pedestal for the true amazing-ness/craftsmanship that IS this clog at the H&M test - how fashionably versatile, Audrey!

Three other styles/colors from backstage at the Spring 2011 presentation

Equally as heart-stopping as my must-have nude pair? These open-toe floral lace-up stiletto shooties

2. The LBD. Don't misunderstand, gals - there's nothing "Little" or "Black" about the particular standout frock from the designer's Spring 2011 collection that we're referring to. Benz's "LBD" is the Leather Blue Dress. While we certainly didn't foresee the comeback of bold-hued leather, CB has made it abundantly clear that when done right and tailored impeccably, it is possible to make the look right. Very right.

CB's LBD, left, at the presentation. PS - Love this model on the right (not to mention her Parisian chic goes-to-the-beach - St. Tropez, perhaps? - dress). She's giving us some serious face to go with that seriously major shoe. Did I mention that I want a pair?

3. Floral Heaven. You know that we love ourselves a print, nevermind a great floral. In a blouse paired with wideleg mustard yellow slacks (obsessed with these, too!), a mini dress, or as an accent on killer heels, we likey. It's the next best thing to visiting Paris' Tuileries Garden!

Benz nailed the mixing of prints and textures as evidenced by the look at right: a colorful tweed blazer atop a floral shift and matching shoes is surprisingly killer. Not bold enough to attempt the stylish clash? Make a statement with patterned footwear to play up a bright shift (at left - love that brilliant tangerine, CB!).

4. Groovy Nails. At the beginning of NYFW, all this gal saw painted atop models' paws were barely-there nudes and less-than-gun-metal grays. Not that we don't dig a neutral over here at gr2s, but there's something about a pop of color in a polish that really elevates a look, as captured by the CB beauty team and Lancome's "Lavender Groove" polish (due out this Spring).

Nail Artiste Lisa Logan got so into the groove that she even took time to paint mine backstage before the presentation!

5. The Chris Benz Fan Club. The only thing more jaw-dropping than this season's looks was the hoard of celebs that flocked to the presentation. Not so shockingly, it turns out that I'm not the only one who has Chris Benz at the top of my must-see/must-have list:

Spotted: Gossip Girl's Jessica Szohr, the designer, my reality TV love a.k.a. The Rachel Zoe Proj's Brad Goreski, and Broadway darling Alison Pill. Not-pictured: Kelly Osbourne and a fun Susan Sarandon (who, take my word for it, was looking all sorts of fabulous in a a dark-wash jean, glasses, and a marigold short-sleeve sweater). Two words, gals and gays: I.DIE.

Benz and Goreski loving life

Brad and me - watch out, RZ!

And on that note (because what can top a photo op with TRZP's Brad, really?): we salute you, Chris Benz & Co., for making our dreams of flitting off to Paris for the weekend and shooting our very own 1960's-inspired editorial shoot a reality (or, rather, a possibility). While spring may feel like eons away with the impending doom of the colder months ahead, we've got thoughts - and pictures! - of the season's line to keep us warm.

Still aching for more? Check out my article on StyleCaster, Chris Benz Spring 2011 Beauty: Gettin' Twiggy With It, to get behind-the-scenes tips from the pros on how to achieve the standout hair and makeup looks from this season's presentation! Special thanks to celebrated and sought-after makeup artist Daniel Martin (not to mention my friend crush, who you may recall from our NYFW Fall 2010 post) and hairstylist extraordinaire Jon Ruidant.

Daniel Martin's 1960's-inspired eye for Chris Benz Spring 2011 on model Izzy, photographed by the lovely Larkin Clark (my StyleCaster photographer and a gr2s-devotee!)

Up next: stay tuned for a few of our favorite things from designer Victoria Bartlett's line VPL!

Sneak peek! Photo by Larkin Clark

The 2010 Emmy Awards: The Poor Gal's Oscars

2010-08-30T10:34:00.000-07:00

We love a red carpet moment just as much as the next Rachel Zoe, but there's something about the Emmy Awards that always leaves us feeling underwhelmed - and we're not talking in terms of performance (we nearly died on Sunday over the Glee-themed opening lead by host Jimmy Fallon). Maybe it's because there's now a reality TV category or because we miss an A-List cameo by, say, a Cam Diaz, but whatever the reason, this Emmy Awards was no exception to the rule that there were more ho-hums than hits and misses on le red carpet. Nevertheless, we just wanted to give our congrats (and condolences) to several attendees and nominees who stood out...for better of for worse.

The Winner's Circle:

Glee's Gals: Lea Michele and Jane Lynch

We've gotta hand it to these dames, albeit for different reasons. Last night, Lea Michele solidified herself on our A-list. An Oscar de la Renta devotee, we love a gal who knows what works for her...over and over again. Emmy winner or not, Lea is a strong and right winner with us. And her bedazzled neckwear? Everything we want in a statement necklace. Ms. Michele is giving us fresh-faced style icon in-the-making and we gotta say: we likey.

Jane Lynch's turn as cut-throat, Queen-of-the-One-Liners, Sue Sylvester won her an Emmy this year, but her acting chops and dry wit weren't the only things she was rocking that were truly award-worthy this past Sunday. We're dying over Jane in this rich purple gown. We love us a jewel tone, especially when it's in a shape we wouldn't have thought Lynch would gravitate towards (a far departure from her perpetual TV wardrobe of tracksuits and sneakers, Madonna-inspired episode aside).

Claire Danes

Claire was rocking some simple glamour in a truly beyond floor-length, Swarovski crystal-ized frock this past Sunday. While the gown is more "Old Hollywood," Claire kept things young and Emmy-fresh by making the rest of the look beachy and natural - a truly inspired choice against the classic "red-lip-and-parted wave" Hollywood Glam recipe.

Strong but Wrongs of the Week(end):

January Jones

It's entirely possible that we wouldn't have dismissed this futuristic frock quite so quickly had J. Jones committed to the dress and sold it a little more. When you're going to rock such a controversial, attention-grabbing piece for the red carpet in a color that's reminiscent of a 2002 Jetta (Blue Lagoon, anyone?), you best have something else to say besides, "I feel like a peacock." But we can't argue with her - she did in fact look like a peacock. Sistah needed to either stand by the design or ditch this look all together. As far as we're concerned, the only two people who have ever rocked a mermaid-inspired, scaled look was Marion Cotillard at the Oscars a few years back and Ariel, a.k.a. "The Little Mermaid." And a clunky black pump?* This footwear did little to nothing to salvage the damage that had been done.

*Is it just us, or was there an influx of frumpy pumps and costume jewelry (and not in a fun way - hi, Eva Longoria Parker!) this year at the Emmy's?

Kim Kardashian

We relish in the thriving career of Ms. Kardashian and her curves. Sadly, this look was giving us more "top heavy and frozen statue" than "what a great top and she looks statuesque". God bless her curves, but this asymmetrical design trapped them and left her "gals" with no breathing room. We've said it before and we'll say it again: a bustier gal really needs to define a waistline via a little more structure, and this drapey Grecian inspiration was just a bit to ethereal to do Kim justice.

Who were your standouts from the Emmy's?

What We're Diggin': Don't be tardy for the cardi

2010-08-24T12:21:00.001-07:00

While often regarded as a fall favorite (and it certainly is one of ours!), the cardigan is really a season-less staple that's as necessary to a gal's wardrobe as the perfect LBD or that pair of jeans that leans, lengthens, and lifts (your tush). We know that the leaves haven't truly begun to fall yet and that some of you may still be contemplating which 'kini to rock over the weekend, but the search for the perfect cardigan is on, ladies. Our cardinal rules for the summer-into-fall version?

Must be light enough that it doesn't add bulk and yet heavy enough that it actually adds warmth;
Must be casual enough that it can be worn with jeans and yet dressy enough that it can be twerked at work;
Must look and feel luxe and yet not break the bank.

Sure, we have great expectations, but you should want the best from your cardi. Below are our picks that meet most - if not all - of our criterion and are sure to last you longer than just this season.

Madewell Cambridge Cardigan - $68

From the masterminds behind J.Crew is store Madewell* - an offshoot of the former that's one of our NYC go-to's for wardrobe staples that fit like a glove. We love their Cambridge Cardigan with jeans, as pictured above, or over a fun shift dress, and we're giving it our vote for M.V.C. (Most Versatile Cardi). If we died and went to sweater heaven, we imagine we'd be seeing a lot of these...

In navy:

*Madewell boutiques haven't hit every coast and every city just yet, but fear not Midwestern dames - you can order the duds from their virtual store!

Silk-back Cardigan - $72

Looking for something a little less traditional but equally as functional? We're obsessed with the store's silk-back cardigan for a luxurious, dressier feel. Who doesn't love a little peek-a-boo effect, courtesy of a sheer back panel?

Another Manhattan favorite famous for churning out the perfect affordable basic is Japanese retailer Uniqlo. Our favorites from this cardi mecca?

Merino Cashmere Crew Neck Cardigan - $49.90

Merino Cashmere V-Neck Long Cardigan - $49.90

Now if you're that gal who isn't so tech-savvy, can't take the plunge without trying a garment on first, or too impatient to wait for shipping (we hear that), we urge you to hit up one of America and our fave standby stores for basics, le Gap. Of the many we're diggin?

This Long Wool Open Cardigan for $59.50 is a great alternative to a blazer. Perfect for fall/winterize-ing a summer floral, and the lack of buttons makes it easier than ever to define a waistline. Try cinching this look with a fun belt - we love J.Crew's options.

Wherever you find yourself perusing for this year-round wardrobe staple, keep the following in mind: we're big fans of real fabric (a.k.a. no acrylic cardis). Trust, ladies - you'll be thanking us later when you don't develop a rash from what you thought was going to be your favorite layering piece and the fibers of said item don't disintegrate before your eyes, leaving your cardigan with pills or - as we like to call them - booger balls.

Don't let August's residual high temps fool you into thinking you've got plenty-o-time to acquire the perfect fall staple - get thee to a cardi now, while sizes and options abound!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Attack of the MTA Card!

2010-08-20T11:21:00.000-07:00

At McDonald's, customers have the power to super-size pretty much anything, and apparently that offer extends to items not on the menu! Check out this week's Strong but Wrong we spotted at the McD's checkout at JFK Airport:

The fast food mecca may condone "having it your way," but when "having it your way" means rocking a metrocard-on-steroids as a handbag, your gals just can't get on board...with that sentiment or this look. Love your subway card? So do we - as a means to get on the subway. As far as we know, airlines don't accept metrocards in place of plane tickets (regardless of how big they are), so keep the pass IN your bag and not on it. Everyone has a right to a large carry-on that can fit anything from a stack of magazines to an evening gown (you never know when you might need to black tie-it-up upon arrival), but we suggest a more toned-down design for your travel tote.

**While an MTA-blue sweater vest suggests this week's Strong but Wrong may be employed by the Manhattan transportation company, let's not forget she's already made it through security at the AIRPORT. Gals: it's okay to leave work at home! You're on vacay, and something tells us you won't be operating any MTA trains out of NY.**

Safe travels!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: See Spot Run (away from this fashion crime)

2010-08-06T13:13:00.000-07:00

If you're an avid gr2s follower, you've watched our most recent video and embraced the fact that leopard is indeed "a neutral, y'all." This lovely dame we spotted (hah.) was rocking a floor-length caftan in the print, and while alone it would have been a frisky and feline strong and right (maybe), this week's SbutW had to go ahead and...

...add these leopard platform slides! This look says "yikes," not "meow." While leopard is in fact a neutral these days, this display illuminates the fact that just like alcohol and cupcakes, leopard is a fun treat best in moderation. In other words, stick to one animal printed piece per look ladies.

Have a great weekend!

A Gal's Right to Vlog: Episode 2 - "Closet Intervention"

2010-08-02T20:44:00.000-07:00

After a several month-long hiatus, your style-vlogging gals are back with a brand new video! Watch as we do a closet intervention with self-proclaimed pack rat and gr2s follower Danya and help her create fun and frisky new looks from what we let her keep!

This episode is for all you guys and gals out there who are in desperate need of parting ways with ill-fitting items and pieces that create looks we'd deem "Strong but Wrong."

Having trouble viewing our newest vlog entry or just can't get enough of your gals in action and on film? Visit our gr2s youtube channel.

Need to see the steps to take in print? Read our post on Cleaning Out Your Closet.

Love to Danya and her closet who are looking cleansed, refreshed, and gr2s-approved.

For other style-related inquiries, shout us a holla at galsright2style@gmail.com.

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Burned Out

2010-07-23T09:01:00.000-07:00

New York has been experiencing a major heat wave for the better part of July, and when temps start reaching the almost-too-hot-to-exist upper-90's, it's been our NYC experience that people tend to go a little crazy. Case in point? This week's Strong but Wrong:

We love ourselves a gal who isn't afraid to mix brights. We also enjoy tie-dye - in moderation. And on fabrics only. Down-to-there hair need not apply.

Too much sun is hazardous to your health for more than the obvious reasons, ladies and gents, one of them being the above picture. While it's entirely possible that walking around pushing a cart in the sweltering heat caused this dame to go certifiable in her dress, it's even more likely that other everyday activities (possibly illegals ones involving hallucinogenics) contributed to this hot-weather mess.

Strong but Wrong of the Week: If You Like Pina Coladas? Getting Caught in the Wrong

2010-07-16T07:04:00.000-07:00

We've said it before and we'll say it again: summer is a time to let loose, take some fashion risks and just take everything a bit less seriously.

Ok. We said it.

We take it back. We thought everyone was on the same page, but it bears repeating: HAWAIIAN PRINT SHIRTS SHOULD STAY IN HAWAII!

This young chap was looking for directions in NYC, but we'd like to give him some fashion direction. We understand the need for comfort walking down these mean city streets, but sir, those orthopedic shoes and trouser socks are a look that says "retirement home" and not "away from home in NYC".

What We're Diggin' : Sale Away

2010-07-07T19:56:00.000-07:00

Great warm-weather accessories like vintage shades, functional yet statement-making sandals, bright mani/pedis and a strong SPF are nothing without a pal to scope out the steals and deals of summer with. Gals have to look out for each other, and as your virtual besties, we just want to ensure that you've marked your calendars for yet another July holiday, second only to the nation's birthday: Final Markdown. You know those wedges you've been coveting from a far or that little Rag and Bone number you've been unable to shell out the bucks for? Look a little closer - where there's an open-toe sandal or easy breezy frock, there's a SALE decal in the storefront. And we're not talking your typical 30-50%, ladies: this week is when things get real. And by real we mean 70% off the original price.

Whether you're staycation-ing in the city or vacationing on an island other that Manhattan, fear not - some of the best sales are at your brightly-painted fingertips! Below we've included links to some of our personal favorites so you can shop in the comfort of your own a/c-ed or fanned home!

Opening Ceremony

Couldn't muster up enough courage (i.e. cash) for the seemingly trendy, work-appropriate dress short? That's fair. But as this season - not to mention many an NYC office gal - has shown, they ain't going anywhere. We can understand why you 'd pass this pair up at $325, but at $98? Summer steal. Transition them into winter with dark tights and a heeled oxford and you're out the door.

Barneys

Few shoe sales get your gals' heart rates going quite like that of Barneys. Between Lanvin ballet flats (notorious for almost never going on sale!) and the metallic Manolo's for essentially a third of their original sky-high price, it's hard not to indulge. We love Christian Louboutin's spin on the summer classic, the espadrille, that's been reduced from $595 to $239.

Piperlime

If it's good enough for Rachel Zoe, it's good enough for us! We love this marked-down romantic floral from Elizabeth and James with trashy jean shorts in August or skinny jeans and a tough leather jacket in October.

Shopbop

Hello Thakoon, Loeffler Randall, Brian Reyes, Vena Cava (the list goes on) at 70% off. Welcome to our closets.

A warning: before you sale your way into a new wardrobe, we just want to remind you of a few good tips so you don't wind up with a bad case of buyer's remorse (what kind of virtual besties would we be if we didn't leave you with some good advice before throwing you to the lions?):

Love what you buy. This should go without saying, but at a fraction of an item's original cost, it's easy for that piece you're perusing to go from "eh, it's okay" to "gotta have it" (amazing what shows up in brown packages at your doorstep when you've succumbed to the temptation that is the 70% off sale from your computer). A good rule of thumb? If you'd be willing to save up and buy le item at full price, it's worth getting it on sale. On the brink of buying Helmut Lang jeggings because CHELLO they've been marked down to the double-digit price range even though you'd sooner wear a baggy Harem pant? Pass on the painted-on denim.

It's not how much off the piece is but how much it ends up costing you. Just because the piece of clothing is question is 1/10 of it's original price doesn't mean diddly if that original price is equivalent to two months rents (that you can barely make happen). If you've got a disposable income, get it done, but if you're going to be twerkin' two jobs just to make up for it? It's best to forgo that on-sale Balenciaga motorcycle jacket. Besides, that leather does you no good when you're cooped up inside twerkin' 24/7.

Knowledge is power: study up on what summer looks can take you into other seasons (not to mention future summers) and what trends are on their way out. Contrary to popular belief, not everything on sale is an of-the-minute trend - you can find some great basics in there! Just be aware that there are only 8 weeks left to walk around in next to nothing and that mesh tank may only get rocked for one lap before it gets retired for good.

Well, gals, we hope that you have a very happy Final Markdown and that you find that special something you've been eyeing and waiting to buy all summer. If you can't find anything via the above gr2s-recommended sites, we suggest re-familiarizing yourself with an old classic - shopstyle. Just click sale, type in your favorite brand(s), size and article of clothing in the colum on the left of the website and you may just find yourself pleasantly surprised...and stepping out in a fabulous pair of Sigerson Morrison's you never knew existed at a price you never thought possible.

Happy shopping!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Let The Sunshine In (a different frock please)

2010-07-01T21:14:00.000-07:00

We're as thrilled as the next gal that the last few days have brought about picture-perfect summer weather. What isn't picture perfect? Some of the outfits that city folk deem appropriate for traipsing around town. Warm weather doesn't give you a free pass to pull out the most random pieces in your closet and hope that people just say "well, it's summer she's having fun." This gal ain't getting away with this offense:

We know the hippy dippy 70s are experiencing a fashion revival (along with the 80's and 90's -what's old is new peeps). The clog is bizzack as are suede fringe camp bags and washed out denim. This doesn't mean you have to look like you're actually the age of 70 in a tie-die housecoat that is best accessorized with slippers and a coffee mug (or better yet a pair of scissors and le trash). This head-to-toe-dye disaster is just not doing anyone's bod any favors. (Not to mention two oddly placed tie-dye circles).

The general rule for decade trend dressing is that if you were alive to fully participate in the trend the first time around, you should probs take a pass the second time. We just wish this dame would have chosen a shorter, solid, and waist-defining frock - and left the circular fireworks on the dress for real ones. Happy Forth of July gals! Remember, we're one nation with liberty and style for all!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Summer's Bummers

2010-06-25T10:12:00.001-07:00

Several posts ago, your gals made a case for men's summer footwear and (as we have time and time again) stressed the importance of keeping it clazzy below the ankles year-round, regardless of record-breaking temperatures. Clearly, this week's Strong but Wrong (below right, though man on the left ain't doing too hot either) didn't get the memo:

We get it. It's hot outside. The summer epidemic of swollen feet is an equal opportunity offender and sometimes, you just want to let it all hang out. But before you do, may we remind you that this is the defense usually invoked by streakers and those charged with public indecency. Which is what we'd have to charge this dude with.

For us, these Air Jordan-inspired poolside mandals leave little to the imagination and are something like the male-equivalent of a gal's top that reveals too much in all the wrong places. We say that if you're old enough to take NYC publication transportation by yourself, you're old enough to know better than to rock footwear that exposes some truly un-manicured tootsies.

While we're currently having a 90's moment, that doesn't include feeling nostalgic for a veritable puffy sandal commemorating the original number 23. Kick these kicks to the curb or, if you simply cannot part with them, the pool.

What We're Diggin': Having a 90's Moment

2010-06-22T15:16:00.000-07:00

Along with seemingly every face in fashion, your gals are currently having a love affair with the era that is most culturally significant for its acid wash, bad 'dos, and the original Beverly Hills, 90210. These days, you can't flip a page in your favorite periodical, be it your monthly Vogue or the far-reaching "Stars: They're Just Like Us!" installment from Us Weekly, without seeing an 80's or 90's-inspired summer trend...and we likey! In a season that begs to be taken less seriously than the others, we think there is no better time than now to dip your (well-pedicured, please) toe into some "retro" waters with these warm weather accessories and soon-to-be staples.

The Vest: Summer's Blazer.

While you may have thought this piece had seen better days, you thought wrong. Summer can be a hard season to feel put-together and dressed, and when it's sweltering outside, the last thing a gal wants to do is add on another layer, i.e. the ubiquitous Going Out Jacket (or, in our words, the G.O.J.). Enter the vest, particularly in a soft denim. This season's more casual blazer-equivalent will keep you looking calm, cool and collected. Throw it on over all your printed dresses (Kelly Taylor favored florals welcomed!) or a white tee and dressy short to toughen up or tone down otherwise too-simple or too-dressy looks.

GAP's take, above

What's more 90's than black denim? We love this longer version by Current/Elliott with jorts (see below) and an airy tank.

Sequin Keds: The first grade classic just got a whole lot cooler.

We’re loving Stacey Bendet (of Alice + Oliva fame)'s take on the classic ked that we all rocked in the early-mid 90's. These puppies are perfect with an LBD or LWD (Little White Dress - it’s the new black, y’all). Throw 'em on with a pair of cut-offs and a silk tee (we're loving Equipment's) and you've got yourself a 90's-meets-now spin. Wear-er beware: do not attempt to twerk these into an outfit that includes a neon legging or anything else as literally 90's (not that you should really ever be wearing a neon legging but that's a story for another day). Depressing as it may be, there is only one Kelly Kapowski, and we have a feeling even she wouldn't go this far for just an ordinary day at Bayside.

Jorts: When your jeans meet a pair of scissors.

Until recently (i.e. within the past couple of years), we resigned the wearing of an actual, real life jort to construction workers and wannabe boy banders (if there still are any...). Now, we can't get enough of them...on the gals that is. We say embrace your inner Donna Martin and get low in a pair of cutoff denim daisy dukes. Price tag too high for such a microscopic piece of denim? That's okay - DIY, ladies. Take a scissor to that old pair of jeans you have no intention of every wearing again or perhaps some Wranglers from one of our favorite thrift shops Metropolis, throw 'em in the wash, and wear your very own version with a boho top and a beat up ankle boot.

Madewell

Siwy's super-short Jorts

Midriff-baring shirts: Crop it like it's Hot. Because it is.
The Crop Top is making a comeback that's as controversial and at times as doubtful as that of Pauly Shore, and it has come to our attention that people have varying opinions on the midriff-baring piece of clothing. But we're down with it. Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to be blessed with washboard abs to twerk it out. A lightweight, short-sleeved version works just as well over a tank or camisole or tight little dress that's otherwise way too much exposure. Also of importance is that when the C.T. is paired with a high-waisted short or jean, the top in question only exposes that part of the stomach (being the upper part) that is in most cases the smallest part of the bod and where you want to draw attention (versus the lower, less-inclined to tone lower abdominal muscles). Let it get a little drafty in one of these:

Splendid cropped-tank with - that's right - another tank underneath for those not wanting to bare it all.

We like this dressy version by crop top mecca Topshop.

Neon Nails.

If you can't commit to a rave-worthy item of clothing, why not spring - or rather, summer - for a fun and frisky neon nail? Try on a temporarily bright polish by Essie (pictured above) and you just might find yourself dancin' to a Debbie Gibson Pandora station.

90's moment or not, the time to enjoy the era's fashion comeback is now...before the thought of throwing on a jort or crop top to run around town in is as distant a memory as a clazzy Dustin Diamond.

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Head-to-Toe Oh No

2010-06-10T18:32:00.000-07:00

As was previously posted in our homage to Sex and the City, SJP's Carrie Bradshaw paved the way for many a New York City gal to take many a fashion risk, be that rocking a bold-hued, sky-high Manolo, mixing funky prints in a veritable Shangri La of textures, or adding a big-ass-flower to just about anything. While some of these outrageous looks fell under the "so wrong they're right" category, others were just plain...wrong. Very wrong, a la this week's SbutW:

This ensemble is daring and really fun. In theory. Much like impulsively getting bangs or, you know, communism. We’re all for a fun romper (or, for all you fellas out there, a jumpsuit or one-piece look, often times found in a shorts version) but we’re not for plastering an L.L. Bean Upholstery Collection plaid across one’s entire body. It's like a flannel body sock sans footies! Gals at home, take note: it's great to want to wear something that makes people stop and think, just make sure that what you're wearing isn't making them stop and think that they may have just seen a retro, convertible sofa walking by on two legs. With two very furry feet:

Carrie B may have been controversial in her dressing, but one thing remained true throughout the show: her look was always seasonally appropriate. And a faux-fur wedge bootie in June? Even Ms. Bradshaw wouldn't have dared. There's nothing controversial about these puppies - they're straightforwardly bad.

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Somewhere Out There Alex McCord's Closet is Jealous

2010-06-04T10:38:00.001-07:00

It seems like just yesterday that one of our dear NY housewives picked up this trippy little garment in St. Barth's for a cool $2,700:

Fortunately, 'twas not yesterday and Alex McCord has since come to her senses, opting to donate this hot mess of a dress (sorry, Roberto) this season on the Real Housewives of New York...and we think that it may have already found a new home:

If Cavalli couldn't make it work in an evening gown, it's safe to say that any other designer/retailer can't make it work in a kimono-style jacket. Let's leave this print where it belongs, ladies: in guilty pleasure reality TV history...and most certainly not at a sports bar in Union Square.

Hot Child in the City: Some Re-vamped Summer Staples

2010-06-02T20:30:00.000-07:00

You’d think that in a season when there is less clothing being worn and potentially fewer opportunities to accessorize that a gal would have less of a chance to be labeled a "Strong but Wrong." Sadly, as many a sweltering summa in this city has taught us, with this season comes some of the most offensive attacks on personal style and taste (not to mention space/decency while we’re at it - keep those sweaty limbs to yourself on the subway, y'all). To demonstrate some of our favorite new twists to and necessary updates on summer classics (as well as ways in which they can go awry), we've chosen to use celebs' hits and misses.

Shorts and Boots
It took a few brave souls at first, but after a few seasons, the shorts-and-boots look has really landed in the mainstream. Things to consider: if said boot has a heel puh-lease keep the look loose and boho-chic and make sure that the boot itself is fairly rugged looking. Think "boho-streetwear" more than "lady of the street wearing a trashy outfit," otherwise, you'll run the risk of looking like your boots were made for more than just walking. Yikes.

Take a cue from the trendsetter herself, Kate Moss:

Granted, Ms. Moss has the gams of a teenager and can pretty much look great in whatever she pleases, but pay attention to the fact that she keeps the look party on the bottom, loose and covered on top. Even Ms. Thang Moss doesn't go the full hoochie.

...and Ashley Tisdale:

Who knew that the High School Musical alum would graduate to the head of the class? We're diggin' this look on The Tiz.

...also looking great?

Kate Bosworth, rocking classic hippie on top, downtown edge on the bottom.

Not making the cut?

Miss Hillary Duff. This look is by definition Strong but Wrong - a valiant effort in trying to pull off the trend, but just plain wrong in terms of execution. If it's cold enough that you can even fathom wearing a knee-grazing boot then it is definitely too cold for a jean short and sleeveless top. Save these bad boys for when the temps start to drop and pair them with stockings and a dress. These boots are just too high and too dressy for warm weather fun.

The Sundress
We likey - even LOVEy - a great sundress. It’s easy, breezy, and helps a sistah beat the heat. What we don’t likey is the ubiquitous “run-of-the-mill-jersey-sundress" or, for our purposes, T.J.S.( The Jersey Sundress, the seasonal counterpart to the Going Out Top yours gals abhor so much) . Let us clarify: the Jersey Sundress is that dress that every major retailer churns out each year around this time and women across the country scoop up because it’s “comfortable and I can wear it to the pool AND brunch, right?" (wrong.) The biggest problem with this frock (and yes, there is one) is that it has NO STRUCTURE OR SHAPE! We have no issues with jersey or with a sundress on their own, but it just seems that when the two words are next to each other there is always an undefined waistline and drapey mess of a gal in the wake. Last time we checked there is no rule saying you can’t wear a printed cotton dress with - gosh forbid - some structure to the beach.

A classic T.J.S.:

The don't:

Jodi Foster, you are an amazing actress but this look is just lazy. While this is an extreme case of T.J.S., it brings up a larger issue: just because you are wearing a dress does not always mean you looked pulled together. This sad sack looks more frumpy than sweats.

...and yet another one in a maxi:

If even Lisa Rinna's ample (and potentially surgically-modified) bosom can't get a lift from this drapey fabric, it's safe to say that this dress won't be doing any favors for your natural ones. Keep the gals supported and leave celebrity sag to, well, the celebrities.

The do:

Thank you Jessica Alba. While you may not be a particularly gifted actress, you do score major points for being a particularly good dresser. Extra points for the detail and summertime accessorizing.

Another hit:

Hit-maker Taylor Swift in a cotton mini-dress with just enough detail and structure to prove that it was in fact found in the dress department and not the nightgown section.

So remember, ladies: whether you choose to strut your summer stuff in a frock or a pair of shorts and tough boots is your choice - just remember that style (and a supportive top!) is not.

Back tomorrow with this week's Strong but Wrong!

Sex and the City : We Heart these Gals

2010-05-25T19:34:00.000-07:00

Whether or not you're particularly interested in fashion, you can't be a gal living in Manhattan (or, you know, a gal in general) without paying homage to the inspirational women of Sex and the City. Four dames plus one wardrobe visionary (Pat Field) paved the way for all womankind in the world of risk-taking - if not jaw-dropping - fashion. If anyone believed in a gal's right to style, it's these ladies.

And so, on the eve of the premiere of Sex and the City II, we thought we'd take a trip down memory lane and revisit some of our favorite looks (the good, the bad, and the ugly) from seasons past:

Season 1 Fashion Recap: When Carrie B preferred cigarettes, sweats and a shimmery eye shadow to Manolos and "ghetto gold" jewelry - she is seen bopping through the season in workout pants and loose v-neck sweaters, sleeveless spandex, and a crunchy curl; the season where Miranda's hair was the color of Koolaid, Samantha loved a frumpy suit in a washed out neutrals or halter top and Charlotte was buttoned up like a school marm.

"The Power of Female Sex" - and really great shoes, like these utterly Carrie B Dolce & Gabana silver strappy sandals with a pink puff.

"Secret Sex" - featuring "the naked dress"

"The Monogamists" - the emergence of the shirt dress and the first time we see Carrie rock a hair extension (favored mostly in season 4, circa Aiden round 2)

Season 2 Fashion Recap: Carrie (and Pat Field) really upped the ante and this season is known for some of its most controversial looks (the "Heidi" dress, anyone?). Carrie embraced both her fur coat and her straightener (who didn't in 2000?), not to mention a 1950's silhouette; this also seemed to be the season where no one could figure out what to do with Miranda's hair as it transitioned awkwardly from a spiky 'do to an over-gel-ed comb-over; Charlotte really came into her own and made the necessary switch from middle part to side part.

"Take Me Out to the Ballgame"

"Evolution" - we can't say that we'd recommend a fishnet dress and bra combo for everyone, but somehow Carrie makes it work.

"Shortcomings" - tie dye on top of tie dye? Strong and RIGHT

While Carrie B was twerking it out, our dear gal Miranda...was not. And with that, let us introduce a fun game that we like to call, "Miranda...really?!"

Butching it up season 1...

...and again a couple of episodes later...

...in a bad matchy-matchy ensemble...

...and a matchy-matchy 'kini in the Hamptons.

Season 3 Fashion Recap: The season of the big-ass-flower pin, emergence of Carrie's gold jewelry, and a softer 'do.

"Politically Erect" - a trend is born

"Sex and Another City" - ahead of the trends, per usual, Carrie in a cut out suit

"Hot Child in the City" - yet another one of Carrie's most controversial looks. Some may say wrong but on her, we vote strong.

"What Comes Around Goes Around" - before getting mugged

Winner of Strong but Wrong for Season 3? Samantha in "Escape from New York" and bad (albeit kind of awesomely bad) sequin separates

Season 4 Fashion Recap: The re-emergence of both Aiden and Carrie's temporary, removable hair extensions followed by a fun, drastic cut for SJP; the Birken bag.

"Time and Punishment" - what better outfit to wear while your bf's dog is having a shit fit? (Literally. Yikes.)

"A 'Vogue' Idea" - we love everything about this Vivienne Westwood suit and the nude patent leather slingbacks she paired it with (not pictured)

"I Heart NY" - and we heart these suede pink Christian Louboutins, slip dress and printed coat

Season 5 Fashion Recap: The season where they tried to stylishly disguise SJP's baby bump.

"Plus One is the Loneliest Number"

Season 6 (Part II) Fashion Recap: Carrie's signature waves return and she actually WEARS PANTS; Paris brings out the best in our gal.

"Let There Be Light"

"Out of the Frying Pan" - making a white bootie right. Oh, you know, just heading out to dinner...

"An American Girl in Paris: Part Une" - the "mille feuilles" dress

What are some of YOUR favorite looks from SATC? Write or post 'em in the comments and HAPPY SATC 2 PREMIERE!

A Guy's Right to Style: One fella's cry for summer kicks

2010-05-17T16:46:00.001-07:00

On Monday, your gals received the following email from one of our (obviously male) readers:

From: Anonymous

Date: Mon, May 17 at 12:22 PM

To: A Gal's Right to Style

Subject: Ayuda Me (or, for our non-Spanish speaking reader, "Help Me")

"Bottom line - I could use some help from the bloggerina's de fashion. A guy also has a right to style.

I have no shoes for the summer. None. None that are acceptable - so basically a blank slate. I need advice/suggestions on summer loafers and a sneaker too.

Top of the line shizz need not apply, but i will drop north of 100 on pair of shoes...
Any website/pics/links/brand names to get me started would be sweet.

Throw a kid a bone..."

Kudos to "Ayuda Me" for coming forward with his all-too-familiar summer shoe dilemma, and let us just say that it is possible to find great warm weather footwear for the fellas. As we made abundantly clear on our guys' guide to style post several months back, a man's shoes are muy importante, and for what it's worth, women do take notice of your footwear. So who better to offer up advice than the ladies themselves? Below are some of our favorite picks for summer kicks that may just help you out-kick your coverage with the ladies this season. You're welcome in advance.

If you're looking for something business casual:
We get the initial impulse to opt for the loafer if you are a 9-to-5-er looking for summer shoes, but we urge you to try out this year's suede desert boot, the buck (that's right - it's back, fellas!), or even a leather sneaker (especially if your office puts the casual in business casual) instead. We especially love the three styles pictured below because they can just as easily be worn with jeans or shorts on the weekend as they can to the office during the week. Warm up to these when the temps start rising:

The Desert Boot

Cole Haan $135

The Leather Sneaker

Generic Surplus $85

The Buck

J.Crew $140

In reference to the above pictured shoe: we're very excited about the re-worked buck that's popping up everywhere in men's stores. While nearly impossible to find an all-purpose shoe, we think that the new and improved buck will satisfy a multitude of needs and occasions. We love it with a navy suit or a dark jean and a polo. What we don't love it with? A pair of pleated khakis - and not just because those pants are a cardinal sin in the world of men's trousers). Because of the buck's super-preppy nature, pairing it with those ill-fitting bad boys is taking the look too literally. Keep it fresh, classy, and current and forgo the dockers, gents.

If you're looking for comfort but don't want to sacrifice style:
Can we get an amen? Sneakers are the obvious pick, but that doesn't mean you have to pick the obvious sneaker. Below are some of our favorite sneakers that make a statement beyond "I'm going to play tennis" or "I threw these on because I'm not going to work today" (and am sort of frumpy):

The Classic

Nike White Sweet Classics $65

We're normally not a fan of an all white sneaker on a dude as they tend to border on Kevin Federline 2009 (eek), but these Nike White Classics are changing our minds. Also available in a high top.

The Hotshot

Nike "Blazer 09" High Top Sneakers $88

The Trailblazer

Chambray Keds $65

Do not adjust your screens, dudes: we are, in fact, suggesting you try a pair of chambray Keds. Not for the fashion faint of heart, these seemingly too-hipster chic sneakers would look awesome with a dark wash jean (yes, we are suggesting a go at the denim-on-denim trend), a plaid button-down or just a black tee.

**(sneaker) BUYER BEWARE: Let it be known that unless you're going to the gym, regular trainers don't make the cut. There is never an excuse to wear a sneak you'd throw on for running on the treadmill with a pair of jeans you'd wear out on the town, even if you're vacationing in Europe. Nothing says tourist quite like this bad combo - it's the American equivalent of wearing black socks and sandals!**

If even at the mention of your name people tend to respond with, "that kid who wears boat shoes all the time?":

While previously not their biggest fans, these days we're finding it difficult to hate on the boat shoe entirely. If you're going on, you know, a boat they're a pretty good choice, though there do exist other prepster options if you're staying on dry land (see: "the buck"). But if you're the guy whose name is synonymous with the classic boating footwear, may we suggest you up the ante with these retailers' funked-up takes on the waspy summer go-to:

The Dressy Boat Shoe

Hudson Perforated Shoes $140

The non-boat shoe Boat Shoe

SeaVees "09/63" Pantone Oxfords $125

If you're going to something as star-studded and fancy as Diddy's infamous White Party (and can wear things that aren't white) or are just one hell of a class act:

Our top pick for a dressier summer shoe is this lace-up beauty from Johnston and Murphy. Extremely sophisticated, these shoes are everywhere we want our men to be this summer. With a jean, a dressy suit - even a short! - these are a great option whether you're getting dressed up or keeping it casual (and classy).

The Creme de la Creme

Johnston & Murphy Purnell Woven Cap Toe Oxford $168

If your high school chums voted you most likely to move to a desert island or you plan on going to the beach this summer:

There's no question that every man's shoe collection needs a flip flop going on in it. But as a wise, fashion-forward man friend once said, unless you're en route to or at a beach or pool, you don't need to be wearing them. Regardless, we know that you're going to, and if you are we suggest the ubiquitous Rainbow for the comfort factor and attractive sturdy leather that holds up quite nicely over time. Other chicer options?

J.Crew Nubuck flip-flops (brown only)$24.99

J.Crew Tulum leather thongs $39.50

If you're a more distinguished gent (read: not in your 20s) or not from America:

Where do we stand on mandals, you ask? We like the idea in theory, but the truth of the matter is unless you're over the age of 40 or European, the mandal can be a lot to, well, handle. Though if you must and you feel the impetus to Robert Cavali-on-his-yacht-in-the-French-Riveria-it up, we can see the potential in these slide-ons:

The Mandal

Frye "Lawson" Slide Sandal $138

Just remember, fellas, women do in fact look at your shoes, and when the shoe in question is a barely-there ratty mandal that reveal an unmanciured foot more closely resembling that of a hobbit than that of a hottie, things can go south quickly. We're not saying to steer clear of the sandal category (entirely), but we are saying that if you're going to go barely there "down there" (read: below your ankles), you best make sure you've got that crazy toenail in check.

To Anonymous - thanks for the great question and let us know how the shopping goes! Remember that you and the fellas have just as much of a right to style as us gals - and so do your feet.

**We'll be back on Friday with a NEW Strong but Wrong. Coming soon: our second video installment, Closet Intervention. Stay tuned!**

A Gal's Right to Style - Episode 1: Koberet REVISITED

2010-05-17T15:57:00.000-07:00

In anticipation of our second video installment, Closet Intervention, and for those gr2s newbies, we decided to re-post our first foray into vlogging. Watch as we style Andrew Kober of London's West End production of HAIR for his NYC solo show debut that he had back in February. Amazing what can happen in three months! No doubt the pieces he scored then are serving him well across the pond now.

Click here if you are unable to view.

What We're Diggin': Fall (or rather, Summer) into the GAP

2010-05-17T11:08:00.000-07:00

In a city where it can often feel like eternal winter, investing in warm weather fare can seem frivolous and without merit. That is until you find yourself traipsing around town in June's sweltering heat, trying to discreetly wipe away upper lip sweat (happens to the best of us, y'all) whilst maintaining your composure.

GAP to the rescue! The retail mecca famous for putting out wallet-friendly, classic American basics and denim has designed spring and summer lines filled with pieces that won't break the bank and - perhaps most importantly - will be able to carry you throughout the year. We're loving their lightweight layering pieces, hippie-inspired whites and utilitarian denim that will work just as easily into your fall 'drobe as they will in your summer one. So long, seasonal buyer's remorse! Our top picks:

Chambray western shirt

We're diggin' one of this year's most popular staples as an alternative to the cardigan and as a way to toughen up super-femme summer dresses. While every major designer/retailer is doing it, no one is doing it as well-tailored and wallet-friendly as the GAP. On sale now!

Shrunken denim vest

We envision ourselves rocking this over an LBD with an espadrille and a straw hat like this one from Topshop.

Henley Tank

In the summer, a gal can never have too many lightweight whites and this top does the trick - especially when paired with a jean short and a great wedge. On sale now!

Mini-floral roll-up shirt

You know your gals love themselves a floral. One of GAP's newest arrivals that will work just as well now as it will come fall.

Chambray romper

To Abby's delight, the romper is back for some more action in 2010! This chambray onesie can easily take you from day (with a flat sandal) to night (with a sky-high wedge, as pictured above, and a black blazer) during warmer weather and will look fun with tights when temps start to drop.

Happy shopping, gals!

**BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR YOUR GALS' NEWEST VIDEO INSTALLMENT, CLOSET INTERVENTION. COMING TO A COMPUTER SCREEN NEAR YOU!**

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Don'ts Across America

2010-05-14T08:17:00.000-07:00

We've gotta give this week's SBW up to our gal Leah who is touring the globe and seeing some of this country's most amazing sights. A sight that's not so amazing? This young chap she spotted at brunch in New Orleans, chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool (up for debate) like a veritable Philip Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:

We thought that the early 90s windbreaker-cum-sweatsuit was retired from most fashion repertoires (or at least confined to retiree mecca South Florida) and had died with Will Smith's television uncle. To our dismay, it seems this item is alive and kicking!

At this point in the blog, you know how your gals feel about a publicly-worn matching jumpsuit/sweat pant combo - and it ain't good. Taking it out with you for Sunday brunch? Nothing short of a fashion crime. If you're going to brunch it in comfort, ladies and gents, stay in le house. We usually like our eggs with a side of jeans, a real pair of shoes i.e. no shiny white sneakers, and a jacket that doesn't double as a windbreaker. This guy does score some points, however, for rocking a plethora of brights - right idea, wrong outerwear.

Mama Says

2010-05-11T10:16:00.000-07:00

Sure, this year's Mother's Day came and went over the weekend, but the truth of the matter is it's never too late to pay homage to that wonder woman known as mom. Over the years, she's dried many a tear and packed many a lunch bag and has passed down countless bits of wisdom, not to mention a sassy sense of style. So while fashionably late, we'd just like to take this time to say thanks to all of madres and g-mas out there - particularly our own - for keeping it real and always proving it's possible to have fun with fashion. These mothers indeed know best.

MeMe

Gillian, her broski, padre and her Grandmother, style maven MeMe. Seen here rocking a 30's silhouette but keeping it feminine with a great scarf.

Gillian's g-ma Meme was famously picked from the line at Studio 54 in it's hayday for her rockin' 'drobe (mind you, she was in her 50's at this point, but if that isn't proof that you can twerk it out at any age, what is?). Lessons to take from this European fashionista:

Rules were meant to be broken. MeMe loved herself some menswear-inspired pieces (not to mention actual menswear!) and often rocked a man's tuxedo blazer. In a time when the rest of the world (i.e. Nancy Regan and her cohorts) were accessorizing with bugle beads, MeMe marched to the beat of her own ahead-of-the-curve funky drum.

Every lady should know how to wear a hat. Don't think you've got the noggin' for it? MeMe knows best. Find a shape that works best for yours and own it.

You can never have too many bags or too much perfume. Amen.

Give gifts "just because."

Michy G

Gillian's madre has been known to take some chances when it comes to her 'drobe. An Arizona Wildcat (raar), Mich infuses her closet with her love of the west: pieces that add a splash of color, beaten up boots, and funky jewelry. As she's been known to say, "you can't pass up boots and a great pair of jeans," and she tends to stick with these pieces while elevating the look with a crisp white button down and a (MeMe-inspired or actual MeMe-owned) silk scarf. Other Michy G must haves? Great layering pieces like soft cardigans and a chic leather bomber.

Where'd ya think Gillie's keen sense of layering and accessorizing with a bright came from? Michy G and her mini-me.

Wendy

While most people in the 1970's were getting their streak on and letting it all hang out (literally - bras was burning, y'all), Abby's mom Wendy was keeping it classy. A family rule and one of our favorite Wendy quotes to live by? "Always make sure you look your best before you leave the house because you never know who you might run into." Forget the possibility of who you might run into, you should look your best before you leave the house for YOU! Nothing puts a little pep in a gal's step quite like knowing you look fierce, and know one knows that better than this mom. Other perennial favorites from Wendy?

Know what works for you. A veritable Jen Aniston, Wendy has always been a fan of neutrals, classic shapes, a blow-out and a timeless watch that was gifted to her eons ago.

If it's not comfortable, it's not worth wearing. Wendy isn't suggesting that you go out in Uggs and ratty sweats (see aforementioned quote for details), but she is saying that if you're going to be pulling at it all night or are going to break your ankle when you walk out of the house in those hooker heels, you're better of without 'em.

Add a jacket to transition your daywear into eveningwear.

Make sure to take your eye make-up off, wash your face and floss your teeth before bed no matter how exhausted you are. In other words, do it now and reap the benefits later. Wendy is still rocking an ageless complexion and a killer smile - we should look so good!

Wendy (with Abby) in her signature jacket and blow-out.

What are some of the beauty rituals and fail-safe style advice that you've adopted from YOUR moms? Post in the comments below, and happy belated to all the mama out there!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Black Friday

2010-05-07T12:11:00.000-07:00

An all black ensemble is usually worn when you need to camouflage a couple of extra lbs or because you live in New York or are mourning the loss of a loved one. Short of going completely goth or the Harley Davidson route, it's truly difficult to draw attention to oneself in the look...unless you're this dame that we spotted heading to Grand Central this afternoon:

Maybe it's the frosted hot mess sitting on top of her head or the fact that she's heading to the train station, but something tells us this gal ain't a native New Yorker and we pray to the high heavens that she isn't planning on attending a funeral in this getup. Even with a classic flat black boot (a gr2s fave), the look she's giving us isn't edgy Manhattanite so much as it is Sandy from Grease after she's gone Greaser and after a few too many cocktails...and several decades. While this outfit says more senior in high school than it does senior citizen, sistah was pushing 60. In what's supposed to be her wise ol' age, Sandra Dee: The Golden Years made a big mistake, proving that anything that's too tight - even when it's in figure flattering black and you've got a banging bod - ain't right. Sadly, not even the addition of an animal print bag can save this depressingly wrong ensemble.

Listen, gals, we're all for head-to-toe black now and then and definitely believe that you should have fun with fashion at every age, but this look isn't fun whether you're 25 or thrice that. Take that outfit back on the train from whence it came and lighten up, lady! Embrace your age, and trust us when we say that a fun bright and a straightener (and possibly a low-light) never hurt anybody.

Lots of love to all of the amazing madres out there. We wish you a very happy Mother's Day and hope that it is much, much brighter than this week's Strong but Wrong!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Denim without a Cause

2010-04-29T19:11:00.000-07:00

Casual cool doesn't get any simpler than jeans and a t-shirt. It worked for James Dean, Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen, Kate Moss (Calvin Klein days), and certainly Miss Jen Aniston. Unfortunately, the same can not be said of this gal's version of the combo:

The slippery slope with the simplicity of jeans and a t-shirt is the temptation to "do" something to make these classic pieces more interesting. But the button-up leg (reminiscent of an Adidas tear-away athletic pant, no?) on these jeans is just an unsuccessful attempt at funking up a tired pair. While we give blame to the designer for putting these on the market in the first place, the fault lies mostly with this dame for choosing to buy them. Drug dealers are out on the street everyday, but that doesn't mean you need to indulge their bad decisions and develop a penchant for crack. Sadly, the trouble with these trousers doesn't end with the detailing, y'all (and does it ever?): the fit on the behind of these baby blues, the craftsmanship, and and late-90s inspired pockets just aren't doing anything for this dame's fun bod.

Ladies, jeans are classic for a reason. Short of a few distressed rips and tears, they are best left to shine on their own. When choosing a pair, it's a good rule of thumb that if they have a built-in accessory (chains, buttons, and let's not forget bedazzles!), not even a simple tee can negate the damage. If you feel the need to add some umph to the look, throw on a funky pair of shoes, or our perennial fave, a bold piece of jewelry. The only solution we see? Taking a scissors to these (really) bad boys and making them into a seasonally appropriate pair of cut-offs.

What We're Diggin': Blast from the Past Movie Moment

2010-04-27T12:25:00.000-07:00

One of our all-time favorite, unsung 80's movies is 1989's She's Out of Control - and not just because it brings together the unlikely duo of an in-his-prime Tony Danza and the beloved, eternally middle-aged Wallace Shawn (not to mention a pre-Chandler Matthew Perry as cheating playboy "Timothy"). This diamond in the neon rough garners the gr2s WWD stamp of approval mostly because of the brilliant wardrobe department responsible for outfitting Amy Dolenz, the flick's ingenue (and offspring of The Monkees' Micky Dolenz):

Amy's ensembles in She's Out of Control are, well, out of control. They walk the fine

line between the outrageous 80's and grungy 90's (CHELLO black-and-white striped leggings -

reminiscent of the American Apparel pattern - under ripped jeans, right). Of the (endearingly and entertainingly) obvious lessons learned from this Tony Danza classic, our favorite comes straight from the fashion vault: the flick teaches us that the key to transitioning into a more sophisticated (albeit sexually liberated) look takes more than just the removal of braces and glasses. It takes confidence, a willingness to change and - perhaps most importantly - a white thigh-high stocking, flouncy skirt and crop top. Amy Dolenz's character Katie is also a reminder that nothing is off limits - even your gals' least favorite shoe: the white pump! Who knew that the answer to twerking it out in the usually-off footwear is pairing it with a suggestive stocking in the same color?

Also of note: they rotate the above mentioned look throughout the film, changing it up with the addition of a current fashion favorite, the boyfriend blazer. We're loving that this flick embraces the wardrobe reality that all gals have a go-to ensemble: an outfit where

you feel most comfortable and zexy and put on when everything else in your closet seems to fail you.

So pull up a pair of thigh-highs, grab yourself a striped legging (but forgo the permed 'do) and twerk it out whilst perusing Amazon, pretty much the only place you can snag yourself a copy of this underrated cinematic brilliance. We lovey!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Every City Has its Thorn (and SF, this coat just might be yours)

2010-04-23T06:03:00.000-07:00

It's no secret that one of our favorite new ways to make a statement is with outwear. Be it a military green anorak or a curve-hugging trench, a great coat or jacket is just as capable of funking up an otherwise tame ensemble as a fun scarf or unexpected shoe. With that said, a coat or jacket is also just as capable of (excuse our french) f*$king up an ensemble. Case in point? This dame spotted at the San Francisco farmer's market:

We've seen this statement made time and time again, ladies, and as we recall, it only comes from the contestants on the various incarnations of Vh1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. If you're thinking to yourself, this gal couldn't possibly be rocking a denim (on-top-of-denim) "jacket" with animal print embroidered detailing, faux-fur trim and leather lace-up sleeves, could she? The answer would be yes - she could (and she is)! A scrunchie and a chunky-heeled boot (not pictured) just add insult to injury. We know the 90s (and Poison's front man) have been making a comeback, but sadly, we're pretty sure this dame isn't setting a trend so much as she's never actually left the decade...which is the only time and place other than on Bret Michaels' reality TV show groupies that this outerwear would be welcomed.

Strong and Right: Twerk it Out

2010-04-14T20:11:00.000-07:00

It was only a matter of time before our unabashed mockery of terrible outfits began to eat away at our souls, and so today, we are happy to reveal our very first Strong but (or rather, and) RIGHT to a) add a little positivity to this dreary fashion world, and b) prove that in fact, it can be done:

The components of this outfit could be a recipe for disaster: she's sporting an '01 schoolgirl skirt with a tough-and-slightly-dated studded boot. But again, ladies, it's all about the execution. The slouchy sweatshirt and modern haircut give the Britt Britt-favored plaid mini/biker boot combo an updated spin. If there had been a "Hit Me Baby One More Time" pigtail with a furry hair accessory going on, the word WRONG wouldn't even come close to describing the mishap, but alas - she's twerkin' it.

This gal is just radiating "I own it." She is obviously dressing for herself as opposed to trying to emulate something she read in a fashion mag (or blog) and managed to escape looking costumey in pieces that could read cartoonish. An important note: the other part of what makes this look work isn't just her styling talent, but her 'tude. Our SandR is keeping it casual at the San Francisco farmer's market versus giving off an,"oh hey everybody - I'm wearing my schoolgirl skirt with high heels out on the town and I think I'm awesome." We're hoping you gals are beginning to pick up on the subtle difference between being a Strong but Wrong or Right. A good rule of thumb? If you feel like everyone is looking at you because of your outfit and not because you look great in it, you're closer to the W than the R.

For those of you lacking in empathy, have no fear - we'll be back with a new Strong but Wrong next week! There's plenty of room for the good, the bad and the really, really ugly in the world of fashion.

What We're Diggin' : Shorties Swing my Way

2010-04-04T20:25:00.001-07:00

Who wears short shorts? Well, sometimes people who shouldn't. Thankfully short shorts have recently taken an understudy role while their classier and more versitile cousin "the silk short" gets the limelight. We're loving the lingerie inspired silk short for spring/summer 2010.

A few of our faves:

Sonia by Sonia Rykiel - $235

Topshop - $60

Chloe - $430

Gianni Bini - $78

We're diggin' these babies for boppin' around town with flats or gladiator sandals by day, and heels and a loose tank by night. If you're wondering, hey, I remember that bermunda short trend a few years ago, should I pull those out of my closet? The answer is no. The 2010 short is really in a league of its own. It's shorter yet manages to be versitile (and not skanky) because of its relaxed, slouchy fit. (Something to keep in mind when taking sizes to the dressing room.) If your office allows business casual, we dare say you could work them in with a silk button down or a dressy tank and a blazer so long as they aren't super short and for office, it's best to twerk them with flats or a lower heel- shorts and high heels are just asking for "a talk" about what's "appropriate" with your boss.

Break out the Mach 3's and swing it over here shorties!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: West Coast Edition

2010-04-02T12:16:00.000-07:00

This week's Strong but Wrong is brought to you by two of our favorite readers from the Los Angeles area:

While we're none-too-pleased with this dude's Ed Hardy-meets-Pac Sun-inspired short-sleeved button down (for all the fellas out there - let it be known that unless you're a server at Pastis/required to wear on for work, there's never an excuse for a short-sleeved b-down), the real target of this week's "wassup with that?" is girlfriend in the pointy-toed stiletto heel, Capri legging and psychedelic top.

Sure, she appears to be working a great bod (from this angle), but that's a) no reason to don a veritable cat suit, and b) things aren't always what they seem. According to our photo-snapping sources, sistah wasn't just rocking a painted-on look, she was also rocking a "pregnant-looking round belly [that was] emphasized in this polyester dud" whilst being "high in public at Yogurtland at 5 in the afternoon" - perhaps an explanation as to why she'd put this get-up on. We're not hating on ladies who don't have washboard abs, but we are hating on an unflattering fit. We firmly believe in wearing things that draw attention to the positive, and from what we hear, this top wasn't doing our SbutW any favors.

Clearly, nothing - not even a too-tight ensemble - was getting in the way of this gal and her frozen treat. Let this be a lesson to us all: don't toke and dress (though if you must, keep the aftermath in your own home).

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Double Trouble

2010-03-26T10:39:00.000-07:00

We're sure most of you are familiar with the concept of "Strong but Wrong" by now, but just in case you are a new reader or would like some clarification, we've got a textbook case for you today. The true definition of S.B.W. boils down to, "A for effort, F for execution." Take a look at these ladies (if you can call them that) we spotted working the streets in broad daylight on a Tuesday:

It's safe to say that these two do just about everything together - including committing fashion crimes. Believe it or not, we don't so much have an issue with what they're wearing (you know your gals love a sky-high heel and even advocate a touch of leopard/faux fur here and there) but how they're wearing it. In this instance, the combination is most definitely less than the sum of its (decent-on-their-own) parts. There's nothing obviously wrong with these gals...except for the fact that they obviously look super skanky . The too-tight skirt and painted-on white denim, high-ass heels and animal-inspired outerwear all together create a look that says raunchy instead of raaar (which is a good thing in our book), made popular by the 19-and-over club crowd. Extra strikes against the gal on the left who be sporting an accessory from the Spring 1985 Trash Collection: the cigarette.

These S-But-W's prove that "two for the price of one" isn't always such a great deal. Unless you're in the market for a good time...and possibly an STD (we kid, we kid).

Keep it classy, gals!

What We're Diggin': The Anorak

2010-03-23T10:16:00.000-07:00

From Gap to Rag and Bone, everybody's doin' it, gals - and for good reason. The monsoon that hit NYC a couple of weekends ago was a brilliant reminder that just because the next few months will be interspersed with a fun 60 degree temp, doesn't mean that we're out of the storm. For those spring days when it's not warm enough to go sans outerwear or it's looking a chance of rain, we love the idea of suiting up in one of these:

J. Crew Boyfriend Fatique Jacket (complete with detachable hood)

With a cinched waist and a hood, the anorak has the sleekness of the trench and the practicality of the shapeless raincoat, two of spring's most beloved jackets. We're really diggin' the slouchy yet structured fit of this one, above, from J.Crew and can't wait to throw it on with jeans or over a super-fem look to toughen things up. In denim, navy or military green, we're giving the anorak the gr2s stamp of approval. Get into it. Literally.

Rag and Bone M-15 Field Coat

A.P.C. Quilt-detailed cotton parka

Strong but Wrong of the Week: The Wicked Witch of the East Coast

2010-03-19T10:08:00.000-07:00

When we spotted this dame waiting for the L train we thought we were in Oz, possibly the only place that a pair of these "pantyhose" were rocked seriously:

We thought this look had died with the Wicked Witch of the East. We're all for a patterned tight, a nautical top - even a striped sock that doesn't go past mid-calf! - but a thigh-high reminiscent of Fruit Stripe Bubble Gum favored by a dame who flew around on a broomstick all day is better off left in a made-up land.

Turns out it takes more than a death-by-house to kill these stockings.

Spring has Sprung! (so spring on some new pieces for your closet)

2010-03-16T05:44:00.000-07:00

Think lovely thoughts. Well, gals, 'tis upon us. Spring, that is. We've gotten a taste of temperatures above 50 degrees and we can only hope this month goes out like a little lamb. Every change of season presents an opportunity to go through the ol’ closet and see what you're twerkin' with: what you were diggin' last spring/summer that may not make the cut this year and what you love and can’t wait to wear again once the temps pick up. It's also a time to reevaluate and say, “Oh, hey. I was in a printed-mini phase last spring and now it might be time to lay off that fun trend and fill in other areas of the ‘drobe.”

A few pieces you can incorporate even before your flip on the A/C (or fan, or window A/C unit):

Vest or Blazer

If you don’t have one already, we aren’t sure what you’ve been waiting for - now is the time! But if you already own the ubiquitous black blazer, spring is the time to try things out in a different neutral, perhaps one in a lighter tone and fabric. There are lots of great silk and cotton jackets out there in greys, beige and off-white. Try them with a printed floral or any of your brighter colored dresses as a way to lighten up the look.

Tights

Dig out those floral summer frocks from the back of your closet and give ‘em a try with tights - and not just black! Give navy, olive or even a print a go for those that are daring.

A Mens’ - Inspired White Silk Shirt

This guy is a great, zexy alternative to your white tee or G.O.T. (which, let's be real, should not be in your closet). For spring, work it with a few buttons undone and jeans or with dressy shorts and tights. Come summer, get it going with cutoffs or tucked into a mini or even as a beach cover-up (super-chic and very Jackie O.). The possibilities are endless, dames. We likey.

Liking this one from Elizabeth and James, but we're thinking we can score a vintage men's shirt for a fraction of the price.

A Neutral Go-Anywhere Dress
A last must-have piece is a structured day-to-night dress in a neutral, soft color (NOT black, gals - we’re thinking greys, beige, olive, light pink) that you can jazz up with a funky-hued sandal or belt. Wear it now with tights and boots, ballet flats for spring, and sky high sandals come summer. Add some color with a coral lip or nail polish and you’re good to go!

We likey this little guy from Topshop for $80.

Shoes

We thought searching for the perfect winter boot was a challenge…that is, of course, until spring started rolling around. Finding a great heel for spring/summer that one can walk in and still feel fun and frisky is a major challenge. With warmer temperatures come blisters, heat swelling, and major pedicure upkeep. It can make a gal wanna throw in the towel and rock some rubber flip flops until Labor Day rolls around. But fear not! We found a few new shoesies that are up to the challenge (not to mention gr2s tested, gr2s approved):

Alecia Peep Toe J.Crew

These guys are surprisingly comfortable! The inner platform is to thank for balancing out the height of the shoe so you don’t feel like you are teetering forward. We also like that these shoes are super easy to dress up or down: with rolled-up jeans and a tee or a cocktail dress for a classier summertime shindig.

Elizabeth and James

Wedges can be so tricky because sometimes they just overwhelm the foot, and as we like to say, it becomes just “too much shoe.” Especially for the 5'3" and under crowd. (Who - us? Never.) These ones, however, manage to look super classy. It might be the fact that the wedge is covered in leatha and not cork or a cheap looking wood.

Transitioning has never been so easy, ladies. Send us your favorite winter-to-spring/summer favorites now!

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Walk of Shame on Your Outfit

2010-03-12T08:18:00.000-08:00

This gal was spotted on a Monday morning around 10am, and while it's not always safe to assume, we're going to go out on a limb and say that she most likely was walking herself home after a rousing night of "festivities." At least we hope so as a means of justification for this look. We're huge advocates of a bright shoe, handbag - even outerwear! But this gal seemed to miss the "less-is-more" day in fashion school:

The only time it's okay to mix this many colors in the magenta/red family is on Valentine's Day circa fourth grade (and something tells us she's not ten). This gal's heart is in the right place but unfortunately her eyes were not. We'll give points for defining a waistline in a colored trench and working a bold, big-ass-tote (REALLY big for that matter, and dare we say, too bold?), but the truth is that it's too early in the morning and too late in life to be mixing this many saccharine hues.

Then again, sistah clearly had herself a successful night out in that 'fit. Wonder what she's got hiding under that trench of hers...

Backstage at NY Fashion Week: Some of My Favorite Inside Tips From Fashion's Insiders

2010-03-09T12:54:00.000-08:00

Last month, one half of your favorite style-blogging duo went behind the scenes at New York Fashion Week with skincare guru to the stars and the woman behind (or rather, in front of) virtually every face in fashion, Eileen Harcourt.

Somewhere in between watching the model transformations and stuffing my face at the buffets set up backstage at both VPL (PB&J Lara Bars among other goodies – it’s like they knew I was coming) and Chris Benz, I uncovered some pearls of wisdom that you wouldn't necessarily uncover from watching the runway.

The Opal by Clarisonic is the non-injectable, self-applicable answer to Botox. And worth every penny.
It’s no secret that there comes great joy from being carded after your 21st birthday: not only do you get into the bar, but you also get the satisfaction of knowing that you don’t look your age and are therefore rocking some great skin. But what about when your complexion could use a little pick-me-up? Before you go injecting your fine lines or coughing up cash for creams that are only rumored to work, I HIGHLY suggest familiarizing yourself with The Opal by Clarisonic which was used as part of the mini-facials that the models received before going to makeup. The iPod-looking “infusion system” tightens, brightens, and gives you that all-around glow. After applying the marine serum (which may as well have been birthed from what Chris Benz dubbed “The Botox Plant”) to the applicator, The Opal works through ultrasound, emitting tiny vibrations as your circle it around your eyes and mouth.

Understand that I am skeptical of most beauty products, especially those that claim to do the unthinkable. Sure, the models looked glowing after they received the treatment, but of course they would - they’re models (and possibly half my age). The true test for this non-injectible age-defyer was to see how it fared on the exhausted complexions of the non-models, otherwise known as yours truly. Dames, trust me when I tell you that never have I felt nor looked quite so dewy and refreshed. Who cares that I only slept an hour and a half the night before the VPL show? Thanks to a 2-minute date backstage with Eileen and The Opal, I looked like I had just emerged from the womb. Even Daniel Martin, makeup artist extraordinaire who was responsible for the faces of the models at Chris Benz, is singing its praises (as is CB himself). The man.was.glowing. It was like a combination 100-year nap and facelift in the form of a vibrating iPod. Check please.

To see Eileen and me demonstrate backstage at both VPL and Chris Benz with The Opal by Clarisonic, click here or go to the Clarisonic facebook fan page and look under videos (A Gal's Right to Style is a fan)! To buy, click here.

The Opal by Clarisonic

Getting a mini-facial by Eileen Harcourt

Opal-ized.

Bare legs can always benefit from a (fake) tan. Even if you're a model.

There weren't tanning beds (phew) or spray tan booths backstage at VPL, but there were make-up artists armed with peachy body paint/concealer that was painted on the models strutting down the runway in thigh-grazing and above-the-knee pieces. While pale is making a comeback (hollaaa) and the likes of people who "graced" Vh1's reality TV dud Sunset Tan are now just a cautionary tale of what happens when you fake bake too much, there is a happy medium to be reached. If you're a paler gal and rocking a shorter hemline with a nude leg, take a cue from the pros and definitely apply some self-tanner for runway-worthy gams. It's safe to assume that if even the models need some, then you probably do, too.

Vaseline is to your lips as baby oil is to your skin so balm with care.
While some of you may think that I’m stating the obvious, the truth of the matter is that I’ve been in a long term relationship with my lip balm of choice (having come from a long line of Vaseline users). Second to Rosebud Salve, there are really very few all-purpose chappys that provide the same protection from the elements for your skin and also create a smooth surface to slap on a bright pink lip. Or so I thought.

Both Eileen and my new friend crush Daniel Martin had a visceral reaction when I professed my love for petroleum jelly. Apparently, it’s terrible for your skin (clogs pores – should have known!) and also just ends up dehydrating lips. I’ve since given it the old heave-ho – if anyone knows what doesn’t work for your lips, it’s these two. Eileen suggested I invest in some Aquaphor. Same great price, same great availability of my beloved Vaseline.

With makeup artist Daniel Martin and skincare guru Eileen Harcourt backstage at Chris Benz

Models are people, too. Just taller, multi-lingual and better dressed. Crap.
The truth hurts. The models for both the VPL and Chris Benz shows (where you could hear them chatting on their BlackBerrys in no less than three languages at once) were just as tall and other-wordly-looking as I both wanted and expected them to be, and that whole business about what they wear “off-duty” (i.e. to the shows) was just as cool as what they strutted down the runway in. Which is to be expected when you’re being courted by the best designers in the world and on a first-name basis with the lot of them.

I think I missed the memo that called for a mandatory uniform of leather leggings, lambs wool vests, soft tees and killer 5-inch geometrically shaped platform boots. While you may not be rocking a 5’10” lithe frame, gals (I know I’m not), you can still take a cue from fashion’s inner-circle: don’t be afraid to work a sky-high unusual heel, and if you’re going to go with something tight on the bottom, add a little more volume up top. If anyone can work a head-to-toe skintight look it’s these ladies but even they used discretion.

The models backstage at CB

This year, it’s never too warm for a fur (or faux fur) neon trapper hat.
When Eileen and I went to the Chris Benz Look Book shoot (where three models were photographed in all of the pieces from Benz’s collection for the season), I somehow ended up in heaven, otherwise known as the Chris Benz studio in the Garment District. There were the most amazing fabrics, still-being-worked-on pieces (my favorite? A jeweled jacket that took upwards of a month to finish, nbd) and sketches of all of the looks for the Chris Benz Fall 2010 collection that would be presented early the next week. Fur pieces dyed bold colors and neons – from a lush purple (want it) to high-lighter yellow were popping up everywhere. Of these were mittens, coats and the trapper hat. If you’ll recall, in our post “What to Wear For Out There” your gals suggested sporting a trapper hat to brave the weather stylishly, and this Fashion Week, that idea was officially confirmed. From the runways at Anna Sui to the presentation for Chris Benz, fur trappers were being rocked. Survey says: just because we're moving into spring doesn't mean you shouldn't invest in one.

Manners are always in style.
If models who have had their hair and skin pulled at and prodded all day can still be gracious and kind to those beautifying them (not to mention Chris Benz's business partner, the lovely Ashley Abess, who - to put it bluntly - has got her shiz together and is a total pro), then you can, too. I’d be lying if I told you that I wasn’t surprised by the good vibes that were in the air backstage. I expected (slash hoped, for selfish/entertainment purposes) that there might be some model-sabotaging, maybe a little backstabbing and at least several requests for me to kindly “get the eff out of the way” from the industry pros, and I got nothing. How refreshing.

Everyone from the fashion big wigs to the models to the dressers that helped bring to life the shows for VPL and Chris Benz seemed genuinely excited to be working with each other. There was an overall mutual admiration and respect - a feeling that only comes with knowing that you contributed to the final product.

Whether or not that's actually the case, these people sure didn't let on otherwise. After all, putting on a show is what they do best.

HAPPY BELATED NY FASHION WEEK!

What We're Diggin': And the Oscar goes to...

2010-03-08T13:04:00.000-08:00

Abby's Pick:

Rachel McAdams

Rachel McAdams can do no wrong in Abby's book, and Sunday night was no exception. McAdam's Elie Saab Haute Couture showcased her playful, personal style without sacrificing all of the things we love most about the Academy Awards: drama, glamour and surprise. Who says you can't work a print on the most wonderful night of the year? McAdam's gown gets the Oscar from Abby for being the standout amidst a sea of structured neutrals and muted tones, not to mention some otherwise predictable, ho-hum evening wear from our A-listers.

Gillian's Pick(s):

Sandra Bullock

Gillian's top picks spanned the red carpet-wear spectrum. Oscar winner (get it girl) Sandra Bullock was old Hollywood perfection in Marchesa and was still able to keep things looking modern by leaving her hair down (not to mention exposing some seriously toned arms). A red lip, major earrings and she's good to go!

Carey Mulligan

In contrast with vet Sandra B, newcomer Carey Mulligan took a chance. There's a lot going on with this look: a seriously strappy, sky-high shoe, a bejeweled dress and a big ol' earring, and yet somehow Carey's twerkin' it. Everything feels young and fashion forward and yet still totally appropriate for the Academy Awards. Gotta give it up to a gal who clearly dresses how she wants to and not the way someone told her she should.

Strong but Wrong of the Week: Manolo's Ma No No's I Can't Tell

2010-02-26T14:36:00.000-08:00

If any of you who know Abby personally saw this picture and thought, hey! Is that a picture of her from junior year of high school? You thought wrong (phew). There was a time (literally - one time) when she opted to rock a heeled workboot a la J.Lo circa 2003, but she has since seen the error of her ways. Unfortunately, not everybody is as tuned in:

Let's be real, ladies: the stiletto construction bootie is about as practical as it is attractive, i.e. not very. It's 2010 and J.Lo has long since kicked her pointy lace-up ultrasuede footwear to the curb in favor of other styles - and we can't blame her for singing about them in her new single Louboutins. As far as we can remember, the last - and possibly only - person to pay homage to the high-heeled workboot was Nelly in "Shake Ya Tailfeather." Coincidence that we haven't seen much of either of them in the past 5 years? We think not.

Time to leave this look - white athletic socks and leggings included - at the construction site.

What We're Diggin': Going Green

2010-02-22T09:21:00.000-08:00

Maybe it's because wearing it feels like we're willing spring to come, or because it's the only place other than in a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream (mm) that we've seen this shade of green. Whatever the case, there's no disputing that Essie's Mint Candy Apple nail color packs a mod punch and we're into it:

Not sure if green is your color? It's just nail polish, gals - cheaper and easier to undo than hair dye.